How do I explain to my kids that I suck at singing?
Imagine my kids asking for a lullaby and what I can offer to their ears is fire alarm..
They probably won’t even know that their daddy was so terrible at singing that I was excused from Choir at a young age
Maybe, I should apply for the World Record for the Terrible Voice in the World?….I know some folks reading this are so terrible at singing too
For today creative Sunday, I scroll to understand what it would feel like for those hivers who are music singing content creators on the Creative Sunday Trend.
But for my friends who are distinguished members of the Non- singers association of Hive, I made a compilation of memes to celebrate our greatness.
SINGING INSIDE THE BATHROOM
The first attempt of humiliation is when we try to sing inside the Bathroom, it might seem as though the walls of the bathroom are tuned to make you the next Michael Jackson or Beyoncé . It is at this moment you would feel you have the best voice in the world but I am so to inform you that your voice could burn bridges and that suddenly realization would make you go mute for the rest of the day
SINGING WHEN BRUSHING
When people say to other people things like this:
‘You have a nice voice’
“Remarkable voice”
“The next Taylor Swift”
We get jealous instantly because we believe that when brushing, we produce the best symphonies in the world. The amount of streams we could generate when we brush and sing is remarkable but immediately we rinse our mouths, we are back to default, the next sound you would hear might need you to book a session with the otolaryngologist
SINGING DURING HEARTBREAKS
For us of you who are always in the company of friends who have just broken up and trying to heal with music, it is advisable to block your ears because the sound waves would hear could possibly make you dead instantly
Just like you have your toasted bread mixed with butter, imagine having a terrible voice mixed with pain, it is like supporting Chelsea and Manchester United~ (DISASTER)
ANNOYING MUSIC SHUFFLE
Just a follow up to the heartbreak phase when you are sitted on your chair thinking about all the possible ways to get your heart fixed and yet all you find is pain and you turn to music for help
Shuffling Billie Eilish and Adele with a touch of The Passenger and all possibly all the sad songs in the world and in this moment of pain and sorrows, you are singing with your terrible voice creating sounds of distress and despair and boom your music streaming app decides to switch the mood by playing a party song
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