The Eid Mubarak celebration is one of the biggest celebration in the World. Everyone gather around the world to celebrate. For people under other faith, it is a massive period to celebrate with your friends and most importantly to EAT MEAT WITHOUT CEASING....
It requires series of preparation to be invited to partake in this joyous celebration. So I made the four steps required to enjoy this day if you love food so much
TACTICAL PLANNING
In order to find our Muslim friends, we first search through our contacts and social media accounts. Three days before the main celebration, we then start cultivating or reinforcing our relationships with them. It entails routinely checking on them—not for the purpose of truly knowing, but rather for the sake of MEAT AND RICE.
APPLICATION FOR INVITATION
This is the second and most important stage of this incredible event. If they do not invite you inside their houses, you are not allowed to consume anything. You must elegantly communicate your desire to be invited to the feast to them. The mission will be a success as soon as they give you the go-ahead to come.
PREPARATION AND CLEANING
Now is the moment to take necessary actions and get ready for the big day. You have to wear clothes that goes with the day's theme. When you arrive, you must be well-groomed and presentable. The next area that need cleaning and preparation is your stomach. To fully experience the fun of the day, it is best to take purging drugs the day before so you can clear your stomach while anticipating the meals that you will be served.
DINE AND BE MERRY
You now have access to your friends' houses where they are having a party. It's time to settle in, unbuckle your belt if you can, spread your legs out on the seat, and chow down on meat like it's your final meal on earth. You must consume and chew meat until your jaws begin to groan for help. For someone like me, mixing the meat with rice and guzzling cold bottles of beer is preferable . Your taste buds would truly be j happy when you chew the meat, and the joy of doing so is indescribable.
USE THE APPROPRIATE TOOLS
It is generally advised to bring meal flasks or other takeaway containers while visiting your Muslim friends at this time. You won't be able to consume all the meat and food that has been provided to you, I can assure you of that. So take the meals home with you, please put them in your food flasks. Put fear behind you and heed my advice. Although it can be quite tempting to resist the impulse to pack food,but DO IT. You'll thank me later.
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