James is probably among the 70% percent of men who will never understand how the female specie thinks. He really wants to but something deep down tells him that he might end up running mad while in pursuit of learning how they think.
Whenever his friends ask him why he and Pamela broke up, he always found it hard to give an honest answer because the answer was so stupid that even he wouldn’t have believed it if it didn’t happen to him.
It was on one quiet Friday evening, when James was trying to relax after a long day at work. He had just freshened up and picked up his phone to talk to Pamela, his girlfriend at the time. She had agreed to come spend the weekend over at his place and he wanted to make sure that everything was still as planned when Pamela started the most weird conversation James has ever had in his life.
She had told him that she didn’t like the way he was so “perfect” and how she wanted him to cheat on her.
“Do you love me?” Pamela had asked a question James knew would give birth to other questions. “If you love me and would do anything for me, then I want you to cheat on me.” Pamela had said to James before hanging up.
James had been so confused and had tried to call back but she refused to pick up. She had later sent him a text, telling him that she was never going to see him again unless he cheated on her and sent her proof.
“This must be a joke.” James thought to himself but after about a week without hearing from her, he knew this was no joke, so he did what she had requested, he cheated on her and sent her pictures of him and the lady on his bed half naked.
Whatever James thought would happen surely didn’t because Pamela broke up with him the moment she saw those pictures. She had called, ranting about how she was doing a loyalty test on him and how he had failed woefully. James had angrily ended the call after telling her how toxic she was and how he was happy they were now ending this.
“Ahhh!!!” James had screamed out in frustration before tossing his phone on his bed. He was never going to understand how women thinks, never.