female class teacher was
having a problem with a boy in
her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should
be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and
she's in Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough
and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the
boy with some questions from
Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions
right.
The principal told the Madam to
send the boy to Primary 4
immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her
own questions and the principal
agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4
of that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers
that I don't have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and
ends with T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin,
whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and
then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes opened
really wide, but before he could
stop the answer, the boy was
taking chargtaking charge
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole
inside me. You tie me down to
get me up, I get wet before you
do.
Boy: Tent.
The principal was looking
restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You
fiddle with me when you are
bored. The best man always has
me first?.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I Drip. When
you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: O MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with 'F' and
ends wit a 'K' and if you don't
get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men
have, it's longer in some men
than others, the Pope doesn't
use his and a man gives it to his
wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Chinekeme!!.
Madam: What part of the man
has no bone but has muscles
with a lot of veins like pumpkin
and is responsible for making
love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal
breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the Madam,
"Send this BLOODY boy to the
university...
Even I myself got all the answers
wrong!"
Of course, I know most of you
had different answers.
However, the boy was smarter.