Hi there Neighbors! Happy New Year! 2020 will be a momentous year for our pleasant little utopian Neighborhood. We have many new improvements coming to our glorious gated Community, like the extension off of Appletree Lane which will house the new picnic pavilion and the underground bunker.
I've spoken with the Grand President of the HOA who has been trying to broker a New Year's truce with the raccoon scourge, but negotiations continue to fail. Be prepared for all out war.
As such, our traditional Burning of All Books Bonfire will be held on Old Man Chuck's yard. Participation is mandatory. See you there!
Here's to a great 2020!