When this was the Real Man Since 2,000 they gave us that... But Those guys weren't geniuses and got vaccinated. Now there's no way there will be a Survivor Band reunion. So they went with this ... whatever it is: and we have all gotten smarter. Why? Because we now know that BL only tastes good with a T.
Having no desire at all for BL, I could have chosen the more masculine Budweiser which stands for "Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regularly" But for some reason, my masculinity made a different choice.
I chose Busch. I like Busch. Crack one open and every one knows, your not Bi or gay or confused. You've chosen the Real Mans Beer. Even when I come back from the tree, I look between my girl friends legs and smile. I reach down between her legs and grab that soft pink coozie holding my busch and everyone knows, it's not my coozie, it's hers. Mine got lost in the river last week when I fell out of canoe. Because I don't need a coozie, I unwrap that can and remember, they have those coozie lanyards on Amazon. No more pink shit on my can. That's what I'm talking about. No more pink shit on my fucking cans.