Witty and humorous people are welcomed everywhere - always. They make people laugh. And who wouldn't like somebody who can make them laugh. We could all use a laugh.
Laughter lightens up the atmosphere, and laughing faces and jovial people make the occasion more fun and enjoyable. If you are throwing a party, make sure that you invite your humorous friends to the party.
Here are some quips - witty remarks for you. I hope they brighten up your day. Remember the ones you like, and you can go and impress your friends with your wit.
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Never take life seriously, no one ever comes out alive anyway. - Allie Hemphill
Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot. - Unknown
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax. - Thomas R. Dewar
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson
Wine hath drowned more men than the sea. - Thomas Fuller
You can make a killing in the theatre, but not a living. - Robert Anderson
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
The man who says “I may be wrong, but …” does not believe there can be any such possibility. - Kin Hubbard
Will Will will the will to Will? - Unknown
Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C. Haliburton
We are all manufacturers – making good, making trouble or making excuses. - H. V. Adolt
No matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. - Unknown
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