This Three versus One Death Battle meme originally belongs to DarkKomet and is dedicated to anybody who fancies Inuyasha's, Hakkaku's, and Ginta's epically platonic relationship as a trio of cousins, best friends, and brothers from other mothers who are super strength, stealthy stamina, and soulful spunk incarnate. This is especially evidenced in how Inuyasha's vast repertoire of grapples, submission holds, strikes, and locks compliment Hakkaku's and Ginta's clinches and strikes against the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon's attempts at grappling and submission holds. Sit back, relax, and revel in the carnage.
The fourth match-up of the epic 2004 martial arts tournament at the Wernerstein Mansion atop the Austrian Alps is about to get fiercer than ever before. This time it is 22-year-old Inuyasha, the Pankration champion, 21-year-old Hakkaku, the Muay Boran combatant, and 21-year-old Ginta, the Lethwei fighter, versus one of Ulrich Wernerstein's bodybuilder goons sporting a ginger mohawk and greyish blue shorts. The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon may attempt to threaten the tenacious trio. However, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta are unfazed at how threatening the red-mohawked brute. All they are intent on doing is reducing him to pitiful shreds. Being the super strong leader and older brother figure that Inuyasha is to Hakkaku and Ginta, he instructs them to go for the legs, shins, knees, and abdomen area to make the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon easily fall down. Hakkaku and Ginta comply, as they and Inuyasha give a resounding high-give to each other. Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta get into their fighting stances and ruthlessly charge toward the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon.
The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon tries to maul Inuyasha with some punches. But he dodges them. He also tries to double axe handle Hakkaku. But he constantly sidesteps them. He even tries to catch Ginta with a bear hug. But he leaps away from them. Now, it is Inuyasha's, Hakkaku's, and Ginta's turn to eviscerate the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon. Inuyasha begins with a Superman punch, a jab, a hook, a cross punch, a liver punch, several hammer fists to his face, and a double axe handle to his head before locking him in a rear naked chokehold. As Inuyasha is locking the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon in a rear naked chokehold, Hakkaku proceeds to deliver elbow strikes, elbow slashes, and spinning elbows, and Ginta delivers knee strikes, flying knees, and jumping knees. After that, Hakkaku and Ginta lock the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon in the clinching position and deliver a huge bevy of clinching knee strikes and repeated headbutts, while Inuyasha throws a bevy of rabbit punches, hammer fists, his signature double axe handle to the head, and a neck crank to make him fall down.
Bloodied and bruised, the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon has some stamina to try to overcome Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta, but it is too little too late. The three warriors arm themselves one last time to subdue the brute with a ginger mohawk. Ginta knocks him out with one final flying knee to his chin. Hakkaku lands one final elbow slash to his forehead. Inuyasha delivers a strangulating tracheal grip choke accompanied by a bone-shattering jab to the face. The fourth round is done, as the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon falls face-first to the ground. Their best friends including Eric Myers, Leo Corbett, Wes Collins, Zack Taylor, Rocky DeSantos, Billy Cranston, and Adam Park, as well as their martial arts mentors such as Ryu Hoshi, Ken Masters, Alex, Dhalsim, Sagat, Adon, and Deejay, cheer as jubilantly as ever for Inuyasha's, Hakkaku's, and Ginta's triumph over the red-mohawked bodybuilder goon. Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta tell him to stay down, as they high-five each other, raise their arms in victory with a loud roar, and group hug each other like the close cousins that they are. This trio is truly unbreakable in strength.
The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon thought he could overcome Inuyasha's, Hakkaku's, and Ginta's unparalleled fortitude found in their combination of strength, stamina, and spunk. However, as he found out, he was unfortunately at the receiving end of Inuyasha's grapples, submission holds, and hammer fists; Hakkaku's elbow strikes and headbutts, and Ginta's knee strikes and headbutts. Inuyasha's magnificent muscles, Hakkaku's fabulous fortitude, and Ginta's terrific tenacity are keys to ensuring great victories that come in threes. Tune in later for the fifth match-up revolving around the last Splendid Seven platonic pairing that I have in store. Take care, stay safe, and remember to keep cheering for Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta as a trio of mighty and tenacious warriors, everybody.
Inuyasha, Hakkaku, and Ginta from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.
The red-mohawked bodybuilder goon from Totally Spies belongs to Vincent Chalvon-Demersay, David Michel, and Marathon Media.
