"HAVE YE SEEN MY WITCHES"

Cries out the WitchLoser, and woe to the hapless soul who fails to respond in prompt submission:

But have a care not speak of any such coincidences too boldly

For only once every home has been searched, every table upturned, every cupboard flung open and every nook and cranny thoroughly scoured down to the last square inch available, only once the WitchLoser and his dour minions have grudgingly clambered off into the cold dark evening to continue their brutalizing quest, and you find yourselves gathered in your hovel blinking in numb amazement, only then is it safe for you to wonder aloud:

Just why is that all the bad fortune, all of the crop failures and illnesses and accidents only seem to occur whenever the WitchLoser comes asearching?

And just what is that strange keening wail, so much like laughter, dancing over the noontide wind, and what do I hear just now, scratching at the window?

The preceding passages are from a Graphic Novel that may exist in the future titled the WitchLoser. It is altogether possible that this Graphic Novel could in fact inspire the formation of a band by that very same name... Said musical act then seeking out a venue named the Car Wash where they will possibly stage a performance of songs on October 30th, but only once the previous acts named Los Toes and Groovt have completed their turn at entertaining the audience.

I will not tell you that BUYING THIS NFT WILL CAUSE ANY OF THESE PROBABILITIES TO CONVERGE FROM A WAVE TO PARTICLE because that theory only works if the thing being observed is an inanimate object I mean what happens if two sentient beings are observing each other are they both just making waves and particles out of each other I dunno man

OBSERVER THEORY IS "YOU SMELT IT, YOU DEALT IT" PEOPLE

Writing and images by Greg McCann, the author of this post and owner of this Hive Channel. To view more of my work, please visit www.fireawaymarmot.com.