What if I went to a bunch of thrift stores and garage sales and bought several blenders and a variety of weird things to put IN the blenders (like marbles and calculators and plastic forks and...), turned them on, and filmed the spinning results. Then, maybe, I could borrow a cement mixer from someone (one of my cement mixing friends), and I created a bizarre, probably chunky, concrete with the blender debris to create a very unfriendly sidewalk... Would that be art? (Is the stuff BELOW art? YOU DECIDE for yourself. For me, the answer is "YEP. YEP. That's art alright!")
Boo-yah...
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5 Feb. 2024
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"Munchie Chomper Dude" by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
[Digital drawing created in MS Paint on my ancient laptop!] Straight out of the depths of '80's video games, but with a terror all his own! Crazy...but really, really hungry!!! (Does it eat ghosts?) ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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"Kids...How Many Times" by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
[Liner pen on notebook page with digital embellishments and color.] Giant Pink Bunny getting ready for BEaster, which is fast approaching! (He's not REALLY a bunny, of course, but a nature spirit in giant pink bunny disguise!) ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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6 Feb. 2024
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"The Creative Urge" (Audio!) by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
[Audio recorded with a free app on my phone. Image is crayon and felt pen on construction paper with digital embellishments and color.]
Here is the original script for the audio, although I deviated significantly. Guess I'm not good at sticking to the plan...
"Do you ever have the urge to make stuff? To create? All 'Good' art - according to the common wisdom - is supposed to be DEEP and MEANINGFUL."
"But that's not what my urge to make stuff seems to be about. My creative urge is more of a nervous, twitchy, over-powering COMPULSION to DO SOMETHING. Write, draw, sing, build, fold, connect.... My body - my whole being - has to be GO-GO-GOING at all times."
"Even if all I'm doing is creating piles and piles of meaningless, repetitive NONSENSE... I feel good when I make stuff. My head hurts when I don't... MAKE MAKE MAKE! That's me!"
---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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"Ghost Devil" by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
[Digital drawing created in a no-longer-supported, free app on my phone (which is old. I use ancient tech, cuz I'm poor!)] Look out, Ghost Devil! Looks like something either FURRY or BLURRY (or maybe static-electrically charged) is following you, and I don't think it wants to sell you a box of cookies!!! ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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"Get Well (Hot and Happening)" by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
[Liner pen on notebook page with digital embellishments and color.] I am currently WELL. Mariah (my wife) has the sniffles, and Elise (our younger daughter) is also illin', but at THIS MOMENT, I am without symptoms! (Springfield's air is now only dangerous to children and the elderly! Woohoo!) I don't know why I wrote this stuff (looks like a nonsensical "to-do" list) but SHARING IT, that should be obvious. I'm amused by nonsense! Maybe you iz too??? ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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"Bundo Bang Bongo" by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
[Digital drawing created with MS Paint on my aging and senile laptop!] He was a leader of a local grocery store union AND a rock fairy. That's all we knew about Simon...until... Well, I'm sure I don't have to tell YOU about that awful tragedy... ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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"Haunted Notebook (Brighter)" by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
[Liner pen with paper and sticker and cardboard collage on notebook page with digital embellishments and color.] HERE IT IS, FOLKS!!!! My final piece of artwork that was FINISHED in 2023 (but not published until now, cuz I usually have a back-log of artz just waiting to be shared!) Thanks for stopping by and for buying just enough stuff to help me pay for the costs for publishing NEW stuff! Hooray! ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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7 Feb. 2024
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"Voices (Outside of My Head)" [AUDIO!!!] by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
[Audio recorded with a free app on my phone. Image is ballpoint pen on notebook page with digital embellishments!] Here's another experiment in audio performance. I wrote a rudimentary script, but it's very short this time:
"My name is Richard F. Yates, and I am a professional grandpa and a Holy Fool."
I hope you found that informative and entertaining! The audio recording is about seven minutes long, so I might have expanded on the script a bit... THANKS FOR STOPPING BY!!! ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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"Sky Valley" by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
[Digital photo take thru the windshield of my automobile with my phone!] If I had a hot air balloon (and I wasn't absolutely terrified of heights), I would love to visit that SKY VALLEY someday... (But definitely hate flying in planes...so I guess I'll have to wait for the clouds to come down to earth. I am patient.) ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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I don't know why, but I wrote this in my journal this morning:
"'History' is what's happening right now misremembered by someone (who wasn't directly involved) in the future..."
Ya' get me?
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"Winter Sun" by Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
[Digital drawing created in MS Paint on my ancient laptop!] The world is a vampire, and this Winter Sun is ready to fight back! (What the hell am I even talking about right now? I have no idea...) (I like this multi-eyed, solar entity, though!) ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
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8 Feb. 2024
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Some stuff that I find amusing today:
Firesign Theater - "Top Secret Government Alien UFO Invasion Film"
The Frantics - "Last Will (Boot to the Head)"
The Format - "Does Your Cat Have a Mustache?"
Go Home Productions - "GHP Goes Bananas"
Karoshi Bros - "Love the World"
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If you haven't watched Cartoonist Kayfabe yet, and you like either comics or art or any creative endeavors, I HIGHLY recommend giving them a shot! Here's a great discussion about the WHY of comics (and creativity in general...)
https://www.youtube.com/live/wg2ZydLo0oo?si=MepHW4774Li5x1p-
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That's it for this compilation post! Hopefully you had a teeny-tiny bit of fun (or more??) Meanwhile, don't forget to check out my PATREON PAGE, where I do new stuff just about every single day! Oh yeah!
---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)
https://www.patreon.com/richardfyates