"For family planning and contraception, come through the back door."

This one reminds me those that we could see in "The Simpsons" or in the "Family Guy"... The kids would get it firstly.

And since I like to retribute your joke, here is another one to reply yours, at the same level of "dirt"... Ahaha

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack. 😅

Have a great week, galenkp!