I've just started really getting into these ZapFic prompts, they're a great way to push me to make my writing briefer and more focused. This one is a response to ZapFicMonday's 240 character prompt "Crime".
“Nicest man-steak I’ve ever had,” Cedric the Ogre told his wife. “And the best thing is, people say that cannibalism is a crime. But that’s when people eat people. Ogres eating people isn’t cannibalism so it’s not a crime.”
Image by Peggy und Marco Lachmann-Anke from Pixabay
