You understand how f**ked up your mind can be sometimes. You are reading this thinking this is just another blog post directed to everybody. But you're wrong. You're the only one who can read this post. Some people might comment on this but they're not real. They are all bots I designed to interact with you. You know fully well that you don't know anything about your reality but you can't believe you're just a code. You won't and that's good.
Just like the movies below, your mind will get f**ked sooner or later. I've been watching and observing you through these times. I know exactly what your decision-making process is. I am your programmer and I created you and your world.
Now it's time for a test. Are you sentient? Or are you just another weak-ass code I need to delete?
I want you to watch all the movies below so I can analyze your reactions. If you're not going to watch, you will have ideas about what happens next. Either way, I am sure I will be enjoying the testing phase more and more.
Why don't you ask your fake friends to watch these movies with you? You know something's off about them.
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Here you go:
1> Inception – Somehow, in my psychotic mind, I mixed this movie up with Shutter Island. Hearing or reading Inception and Shutter Island is like looking at a big black & white Leonardo di Caprio poster. Did you mix the two movies up in your mind too? Watch Inception.
2> American Psycho – Christian Bale strikes back! Who knew he can be a joker? I bet he was better off playing The Joker than the Dark Knight. A dark comedy you should watch right here right now!
3> The Prestige – It’s Christian Bale again and this time he’s a magician! Wikipedia says it’s a drama film but a sigh of relief when I saw that it was directed by Christopher Nolan. Watch here.
4> Awake – This is a pretty witty movie. You gotta love Jessica Alba’s character. watch
5> Misery – I saw this movie around 2001 and still haven’t recovered from the trauma of seeing those feet cut off by a psychotic fat woman. Watch Misery here.
6> Mulholland Drive – This is truly a psychotic movie. So weird and some people agree it’s so hard to explain or understand. You should watch it and let me know your take. Your next stop, Mulholland Dr.
7> Moon – This is a movie where space meets psychological thriller. watch
8> Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – This is where The Mask meets Titanic meets The Notebook vagina vagina vagina. Watch the movie here.
9> Primer – What would you want if you can have anything? Follow a group of men build something that all of us is missing the most. Watch Primer.
10> Predestination – watch – Like Primer, this is also another time travel movie. I agree with one reviewer saying that the title of this movie should be “Go Fuck Yourself!”.
11> Gone Girl – Just when you thought he killed his wife, you’d realize there’s something else. Gone Girl
12> The Skeleton Key – A couple has a dark secret to longevity. Find out what it is through The Skeleton Key.
13> Limitless – A pill that let’s a person access 100% of his brain’s capabilities turns a struggling writer into a financial master. Limitless
14> Source Code – If you were the main character of this movie, you would find it a bummer to repeatedly be the victim of a bomb explosion. Go watch it here.
15> Side Effects – This is like Limitless but on steroids. Or maybe it’s just my imagination. Side Effects
16> Silence of the Lambs – Watch Jodie Foster get sperm-bombed by a lunatic. This is critically acclaimed I have to include it on the list even if I haven’t watched it yet. I will soon watch it here.
17> The Man From Earth – This man may be delusional or maybe immortal. You make that determination. Watch it here.
18> Stoker – watch – This is really a weird movie but it does have a target audience. If this movie excites you, then you are one of them!
19> Under The Skin – watch – I'm wondering why some reviewers rank this movie at top spots. If you have a clue, please let me know using the comments section below.
20> Adaptation – watch- We all know Meryl Streep is a libtard but just ignore her stupid face and watch this movie.
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