Photo by , used by permission to respond to this Freewriters Initiative
What I see: A cat with an unhappy look, sitting in a place where shoes might go, with one flip-flop in the foreground of the picture.
What I feel: That cat is making a statement...
Listen. I've told you before: keep your shoes off my sitting spot.
Do not ask what I had Hector the dog do with your other flip-flop. You are not ready.
People have worshiped my image since time immemorial.
Know your place lest I consign you a fate with the dinosaurs!