Rent was due and Randy was running low on things he could sell. He'd tried furniture, jewelry, all the marketable bodily fluids…now it looked like it might be time to sell his organs from least to most essential. Nobody really needs an appendix, right? But that would make them worthless…
Appendices totally have a purpose. I just can't remember what right now and I'm too sleepy to Google it.
Anyhow, if you'd like to write a 50 word Zapfic too, all the details are over here.
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