Are you okay? Am I the one you are talking to like that? Are you mad?
Haha!! madam take am easy he wasn't talking to you now.
Abi you don know am before?
Who knows this idiot, I go change am for you now.
These were the words that kept ringing in my brain when I heard the woman say let somebody shout hallelujah.
I looked up and was looking for the person that said that.
Perhaps it was the same woman that was constituting a nuisance in the presence of everyone.
I was on the bus at the motor park waiting for other passengers to get on the bus so that we can start the journey to Ibadan from Lagos.
There was a space at the seat directly to the driver and a well-dressed woman with the appearance of a good Christian (without earrings, no make-up, and up neck gown with a scarf on her head, no part of her body showing outside, meaning she is an S.U) came and sat there then the conductor said pls bring out your money #1300 for your fare.
The woman turned to the conductor and said
"Why is it #1300 the fare is #1000 and now you are shouting #1300".
"Don't worry camp will soon be over then your brain will come back to normal setting".
The conductor quickly reply
"No be by force, if you are not going abeg come down for another person to enter"
The journey begins and the bus was about to leave the park when the woman ushers everyone into a prayer mood while she leads the prayer.
As the prayer was going on, a lot of questions kept going through my mind
Why is she appears like a Christian but have the utterance of an unbeliever?
Why can't she work on her character than rending service for God?
Is she a Christian indeed?
I thought Christians are Christ-like not crisis-like.
These are the questions that have muted my mouth from saying Amen to the prayer.
We all alighted from the bus and we parted ways.
On my way to the auditorium, I heard the announcer saying "Let everyone get situated for the Bible study superintendent has been appointed for each class.
I moved very fast to the English class and get seated.
Lo and behold the English superintendent arrive and I was astonished and opened my mouth wide without closing It 👄👄👄.
Haha 🙈🙈🙈 "this woman again"
Was the word that dropped from my open mouth.
Here is my 5-minute #freewriters prompt "superintendent"