Posh restaurants usually have the worst kind of visitors…
– Waiter! My plate is still clear!
– And we are proud of it, sir. Clean plates and no flies in our dishes.
– But I order a fly steak!
– Very sorry, Mr. Pigeon. Can we redeem ourselves with a free worm salad?
– Make it quick before I starve!
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