I need an ear brush. My ears are screaming that they want to be brushed, get rid of the staff that comes and sits down on the canal to get you do not hear a thing. But wait, maybe I don't want to hear or read or know what is going on in the world. Maybe, I want to just go for a hike and know nothing. but then, if I don't brush my ears - wait, should I maybe brush my teeth instead? That is where the appropriate brushing is taking place. At least, I do hope that all of you brush - at least twice a day. Right? Do you? Or are you one of those people with a mouth full of stuff that shouldn't grow there? Oh well, back to nature. Yes, I do need brushed ears so I can hear the birds singing and all the fun sounds of nature - wait. Nature. Is that a car coming up behind me. Or even worse. An electric mountain bike!!! Really people. Ride your bike and huff and puff and sweat and think that you might die if that hill goes on for one more meter.
But with a motor? I call that cheating!! Yes. Cheating. So, for those, I need to not brush my ears and keep my eyes closed because what you don't see you don't know and it can't make you angry. Hmm. Or impact you? Hah!!! Wrong!! If we don't look doesn't mean it can't get us. Ohhhhh Noooo.