I can't say which is worse, snot or boogers? My best friend dated a man years ago. When she first met him at work he was laying carpet for her current boss at a car dealership. She would talk to me about Booger and chuckle.
One of the things I love about my friend is she is that very outspoken and not afraid to say things as she sees them. She told Booger that he really should take care of that and that it's a rather unsightly vision.
Pretty soon she hired Booger to take care of the carpeting in her house because he was doing it for such a low rate. I can understand that and would take advantage of a good deal, too.
You can imagine my surprise when she called one day and told me that she was going out with this same gentleman, but now she was calling him by his first name. I asked her if he still had the booger problem.
She informed me that she had got him reformed and he was taking care of that issue. She also told me in the past that he had a little bit of drinking problem. That concerned me more than the boogers. Eventually she told me that they were going to get married. I warned her that once a drinker always a drinker and I worried about her.
Fast forward about 10 years and the drinking problem resurfaced and he added a drug problem to it, a bad one. He never went back to the booger issue, but they ended up divorced. Sometimes I think we should really reevaluate our criticisms in the beginning of a relationship and use them as I red lights to keep us from getting into more trouble.
This is my five minute freewrite using prompt snot.
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