Indian satirist Bhisham Sahni says:
During my childhood days, I used to steal cigarettes from my father, and my father would notice the shortage in his packets, and he would point the finger at my older brother and beat him up, without suspecting me at all...
Although my older brother used to swear every sacred oath to my father, my father did not believe him, and one time my father set up an ambush and took a sleeping position, waiting for my brother to come to steal cigarettes, so that he would be caught red-handed.
But the irony is that he arrested me without doing anything to me. He said:
I'm sure it was your older brother who sent you to steal cigarettes for him, so he went and beat my brother up again.