If you fight with your wife all the light.
Then you will get no piece all the night.
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Woman who put man in house of canine.
May soon find him in the house of feline.
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Eating a lot of prunes may be funny.
And you will get a run for your money.
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If you often scratch your ass and balls
you should not bite your fingernails at all.
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To build a crib it takes a few nails.
To fill it, it takes one screw and some ales
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Virginity is like a bubble.
One prick, it’s gone and you’re in trouble.
Photo: Pixabay - Artist: Artemtation
Howdy y’all. It’s me, ninong7 aka UJ aka John. Just a short intro about myself. I am a Texan that has retired in the Philippines. I moved to the Philippines with my wife back in May 2010. I am retired from the US Air Force. The music I like is mostly Classic Country and Classic Rock. I guess you could say that I am “Classic”. I play dominoes when I can find someone that will play, I play chess, cribbage, spades, hearts, Empire Builder, Rail Baron, Acquire and a few other games. I like to write poems and stories (although pretty novice) and I love learning about history, just about any history. I’m at home on my computer a lot but if I could afford to, I’d be traveling and documenting my travels to post in my blog. I hope to get to know a lot of you through PeakD and Discord.