Oh god, this is gonna make shitposting on hive so much easier :p
Me: Write me a random yet super exciting and adventurous story of how I spent the last 24 hours
AI:
Yesterday, you embarked on an epic adventure that took you to the farthest reaches of the galaxy. You flew aboard a sleek spaceship, equipped with the latest technology and weapons, and embarked on a mission to explore uncharted worlds and search for new forms of life.
As you flew through the void of space, you encountered a host of dangers and challenges. You battled fierce space pirates, outwitted cunning alien creatures, and braved treacherous asteroid fields. But you never wavered, using your quick thinking and resourcefulness to overcome every obstacle in your path.
Eventually, you reached a remote planet on the edge of known space, where you discovered a lost civilization of advanced beings. These beings were wary of outsiders, but you quickly won their trust and gained access to their incredible technology.
With this technology, you were able to unlock the secrets of the universe and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. But your adventure was not over yet, as you soon found yourself facing off against a powerful and evil force that threatened to destroy everything you had worked so hard to protect.
Through sheer determination and bravery, you were able to overcome this final challenge and save the day. As the sun rose on a new day, you returned home, exhausted but triumphant, knowing that you had truly lived an incredible and adventurous life.
Oh shit! Now I have to change all the "you"s to "I"s etc. I can't pass this as my own content 🤬 Ah, I have an idea!
Me: Write me a random yet super exciting and adventurous story of how I spent the last 24 hours in the form of a diary entry!
AI:
Here is a potential diary entry for your exciting and adventurous day:
Today was an incredible and unforgettable day. I embarked on an epic adventure that took me to the farthest reaches of the galaxy. I flew aboard a sleek spaceship, equipped with the latest technology and weapons, and embarked on a mission to explore uncharted worlds and search for new forms of life.
As I flew through the void of space, I encountered a host of dangers and challenges. I battled fierce space pirates, outwitted cunning alien creatures, and braved treacherous asteroid fields. But I never wavered, using my quick thinking and resourcefulness to overcome every obstacle in my path.
Eventually, I reached a remote planet on the edge of known space, where I discovered a lost civilization of advanced beings. These beings were wary of outsiders, but I quickly won their trust and gained access to their incredible technology.
With this technology, I was able to unlock the secrets of the universe and uncover hidden treasures beyond my wildest dreams. But my adventure was not over yet, as I soon found myself facing off against a powerful and evil force that threatened to destroy everything I had worked so hard to protect.
Through sheer determination and bravery, I was able to overcome this final challenge and save the day. As the sun rose on a new day, I returned home, exhausted but triumphant, knowing that I had truly lived an incredible and adventurous life. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings!
Ok, let's have some more fun
Me: Tell me a fairy tale about a lonely penis that got separated by its master
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a lonely penis named Peter. Peter lived with his master, a kind and gentle man named Jack. Peter and Jack had been together for as long as Peter could remember, and they were very happy.
One day, however, Jack decided to take a journey to a distant land. He packed his bags and set off, leaving Peter behind. Peter was heartbroken and did not know what to do without his master by his side.
For days, Peter wandered the land, feeling lost and alone. He missed Jack dearly and longed to be reunited with him. He tried to make new friends, but no one understood him like Jack did.
Eventually, Peter came across a group of other lonely genitals who had also been separated from their masters. They welcomed Peter into their group and together, they set off on a quest to find their masters and be reunited with them.
After many long and difficult trials, Peter and his new friends finally reached the distant land where Jack was. They were overjoyed to be reunited with their masters and they lived happily ever after.
The end.
I hate good endings!
Me: Tell me a similar story now but with a bad ending
AI:
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a lonely penis named Peter. Peter lived with his master, a kind and gentle man named Jack. Peter and Jack had been together for as long as Peter could remember, and they were very happy.
One day, however, Jack decided to take a journey to a distant land. He packed his bags and set off, leaving Peter behind. Peter was heartbroken and did not know what to do without his master by his side.
For days, Peter wandered the land, feeling lost and alone. He missed Jack dearly and longed to be reunited with him. He tried to make new friends, but no one understood him like Jack did.
Eventually, Peter came across a group of other lonely genitals who had also been separated from their masters. They welcomed Peter into their group and together, they set off on a quest to find their masters and be reunited with them.
After many long and difficult trials, Peter and his friends finally reached the distant land where Jack was. But when they arrived, they found that Jack had met a new master and had no interest in being reunited with Peter or the other genitals.
Heartbroken and disappointed, Peter and his friends were forced to return to their lonely existence, never to be reunited with their masters again. They lived the rest of their lives in sorrow, never experiencing the happiness they once had.
The end
Well that was fun. And a bit scary. I am sure lots of peeps will go unemployed or they will lose their "cheap & crappy 500 word articles" side gig. Rumors on the street are it can do programming and shit too 😲. We have ai text, ai images... In a decade maybe it will do realistic videos too?