Been a while since I dug into the ol' long box, which means it's been entirely too long since I made fun of 
There's enough cheesecake in this article that you're risking serious insulin-related consequences just by browsing. It's best taken in small doses. The 90s were completely ridiculous. You're welcome.
I'm far from the first person on the internet to bring up the weirdness that is the Swimsuit/Lingerie/Nude/Pin-up comic book. Heck, this isn't even the first time I've written about one, so feel free to go back and refresh your memory. But while those were one-shots focused on a single issue, this will be a general article about the phenomenon. Along the way, I'll show off some of the stranger/more obscure/ridiculous books in my collection so you can go to bed tonight knowing that, for all your faults, at least you don't have any of these comics hiding in your vault of horrors.
First, A Little History
Sports Illustrated rolled out the first of what became their yearly swimsuit issues all the way back in 1964, but it took the comics industry nearly thirty years to realize there was money to be made in the depiction of their femme fatales wearing less clothing than usual. Thus, in 1991, they published the magazine-sized Marvel Illustrated: The Swimsuit Issue:
Billed on the cover tagline as "A sophisticated parody for everyone who loves Marvel Comics!", the swimsuit issue cost $3.95 at a time when Marvel's standard cover price on all their books was $1.50. You were definitely paying for the privledge of seeing your favorite heroes, villains, and Mary Jane Watson sporting speedos, one-pieces, or bikinis. To further cement its status as a magazine parody, the book even includes full-page ads for fake products hawked by the Marvel heroes, in-universe articles so you could learn She-Hulk's bodybuilding technique or see how the judges rated Silver Surfer on his ability to surf, and an editorial by the magazine's chief Fashion Editor, Janet Van Dyne. In order to tie everything together, the swimsuit issue posits that Tony Stark set the whole thing up as a charity event of sorts on the neutral ground of the Savage Land, where Ka-Zar and Shanna Plunder served as hosts for the fashion shoot/tropical paradise getaway.
In reality, the only "charity" who benefited was Marvel's bank account, but hey, props for at least giving a semblance of a reason for the book's existence. This one sold so well that Marvel produced one every year for the next four years, but each subsequent one skimped on the parody elements a bit more than the last, and by 1995 they had clearly reached the "give us your money and check out Thor's muscles and parts of Rogue's body she never uncovers because skin-to-skin contact is deadly" point. Facing larger looming issues than a bit of fan service could assuage, Marvel stopped producing them, but the damage had already been done as other companies saw the profit potential and the floodgates parted.
One of the early adopters in the wake of Marvel's success was Amazing Heroes Publishing's Spoof Comics, a title centered around creating unauthorized gender-swapped versions of popular characters and teams owned by DC and Marvel. These included the likes of Superbabe, Wolverbroad, and OX Cow O' War, although their peak rip-off may have been Spiderfemme vs. Denim which poked fun at a certain friendly neighborhood web slinger and his symbiote nemesis. Not bound by the Comics Code Authority, the normal books already featured some questionable content, but the swimsuit issues especially went to town, featuring some characters in see-through bikinis or completely lacking clothes (making one wonder if the artist got the memo this was a swimsuit issue).
Not to be outdone by a parody press, series creator Bill (Fables) Willingham leaned so heavily into the mantra "Sex Sells" that he left Robocop-sized holes in the wall with Elementals. Published by Comico Comics and practically daring everyone to come at him for telling an adult-oriented story in a traditionally kid-oriented medium, the titular super-powered team had zero problems disrobing into some barely-there nighties or engaging in some relaxing dolphin sex after a hard day's fight.
Yeah, even I'm not depraved enough to have that one in my collection. But Comico did a number of these pin-up galleries through the years, so here's a small sample platter:
The 1996 swimsuit book has two pieces by Ben Dunn of Warrior Nun Areala and Ninja High School fame, just FYI.
This one's done up like a series of Playboy centerfolds, with each character getting his or her own write-up with their real name, nickname, favorite films, and other trivia. Useful for stumping your local Comic Book Guy with the sort of ephemeral knowledge that is only good for stumping your local Comic Book Guy, and will utterly destroy your chance of getting a date with anyone who doesn't already smell like the inside of a storage locker.
Despite claiming to be the "1st Sexy Collector's Issue", I'm sorry to report that:
- A: Its current market value is still the same as its cover price, and
- B: Nearly half the artwork in here was reprinted from Sexy Lingerie Special #1.
Man, some days you just can't win when it comes to buying shameless cash-grabs. Who knew?
Here's one I'm pretty sure even
CFD was an indie publisher, probably best known for Nightcry, their anthology book which released during the black and white surge in the mid-90s. Readers who appreciate BDSM/fetish art will be right at home with Sandra Chang's multi-page spread, otherwise this is nothing special unless you're already a fan of the stuff CFD Productions was churning out back in the day.
Finally, what would a feature about 90s cheesecake books be without a nod to Brian Pulido and Steven Huges of Chaos! Comics? As two of the creators of the "bad girl" genre, their Lady Death came with standard-issue revealing attire, but far be it from Brian not to milk the hell out of his fans with books featuring the Lady wearing even less than usual? When that's already your main selling point, it's not hard to squeeze a few more dollars out of fan wallets with publications like these!
That's one of three alternative covers produced for this book. The cover has a red velvet texture to it, and was limited to 10,000 copies, making it slightly more valuable than the standard edition. It came out in 1994.
And, of course, if Elementals could do it, then so could Chaos with this 1995 follow-up to the massive success that was her swimsuit special. Ben Dunn has a pin-up in this one. (Man, this guy got into all the pin-up books didn't he?).
Whew! I think that's enough pin-up books for today. Although just because I'm stopping doesn't mean I don't have more I could showcase. Image, Wildstorm, Top Cow, Maximum Press, and other companies pushed similar products all through the 90s and into the 2000s. So if you want to see more full-frontal nerdity, just drop me a note in the comments, and I will further debase myself for your enjoyment (and upvotes). If you've got some of these hanging around and want to do a post on them, by all means, drop a link in the comments too!
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