Why do you attend marriage ceremony! Might be you will reply for the purpose of enjoyment but wait bro there are few legends who are there
for the purpose of food and hookups(i an already in your eyes now lol)
Hey mam can I take your click he asked me. Me who was had heavy heart and heavy shoulders because of designer gown stared at him rapidly. Bro instead of this if you can carry my gown it would be more comfortable for me. Later I realised his last girlfriend used his manly hands for carrying Gucci bags and Jimmy choo shoes. People carry responsibilities on their shoulders and I carry heels on my shoulders.
Why people are always in hurry to pose by sitting along with bride and groom. I am the person who can't sit with their pity faces as they looked like maked and faked people. Friend of mine married in last week and she had makeup. I compared her real and artificial looks and the
difference between Amber herd and Johnny Dip.
After this we had to attend our last practical final semester and we all had the most bored faces. Why? Because it was an exhausting time in our life. Few of us got married or engaged and the examiner asked them what they would do next.
I wanted to shout that they will increase the world population.
When it was my turn she didn't asked me this question 😐 what she asked was educational question.
What is the location of identification of swim bladder in fishes?
Th only has filled ball in the abdomen of fish is swim bladder just dissect the fish and use your friends spectacles to find it out ( we love to peep into others life through glasses )
Examiner wasn't satisfied from my straightforward answer, she placed her next question on table
Do you like fish?
Yes I do. I love grilled fish, BBQ fish, fish curry and even fish snacks.
She rejected my housewife answer and pulled me Into the fish biology back, what cat fish is called catfish?
Because she has barbells resembling cats - honestly I wanted to answer
that fish eats cats that's why she has this name.
Sometimes I wonder on the names of fishes. Do you know dog fish has such name as her head resembles work dog like what 😬 if some fish has singing capability will you call her lady gaga? Stranger things.
So this month I have ended up with my bachelor level studies and before getting divorced I have decided to write few lines for my outclass university😅
Absorbing the rain water while sitting on the floor
Obtaining the vitamin D in the hot summer
I will never forget the time I had
Attempting the out of course paper
With out of mind and out of senses self
Where such students will embrace you??
Who have sold their crypto
To pay the fee of unattended covid classes
Only you have broken the laws of courts
I never ever visited the staff or office
Because it's never existed for our welfare
We are producing new talents
You are rusting the new minds
With your biased standards
Hmmm so is this poem looking toxic? Well I have inhaled, engulfed a lot of toxicity so as a good citizen it's my duty to exhale it too lol. A golden era came to an end. Maybe I will get the gold ring too as the reward of this tolerance. Hehe who knows where and how the clouds of unexpectations thunder without the rain happiness. Arghh the stressful, I can only be happy if Pakistan plays well in tomorrow
's match. Hey girls don't watch Naseem shah and Shadab Khan with love eyes 🤣 Writer is already crashed on both.
