Heads in hands, I can't help holding tightly on the comedic juice my eyes have been bawling out ever since I woke up. Seeing this makes reality a scam. And it is the truth... Or not. Hey! Believe whatever you would, but just listen.
It is crazy and very interesting to say reality can be funny. Before I slept last night, I saw a very funny image I decided I'll share when I woke up the next day, but do you see that happening? Oh, come on. The truth is I don't!
You see, when I hear people say there is nothing new under the sun in an abnormal situation, it makes me nuts at times with questions like;
Did this also happen in the Biblical world, or was it before the Biblical world? And when they go on explaining, my expression gives the: Are you kidding me vibe.
And this makes me miss Pluto more. Where the hell is the planet?
Alright, let's get back on track.
One thing led to the other while checking a friend's status, and my eyes popped up and did a 360 of a circle thingy and went straight back to the 180 degree all in a flash. It is like one's head moving back and forth in an unexplainable notion. To tell you, I believe calculus is simple. All you need is to know someone whose name is Carl and lose him. Also, pure physics just needs a pure heart.
I know saying all these mathematical terms may make me seem like a mathematician or a motivational speaker, but hey! Who are you to think I am not when a fake lawyer can convince the supreme court, magistrates, and all that he is a lawyer and won 26 cases in the court.
This may seem abnormal because, truly, it is. Questions like how he even achieved his aim filled my head, and so I decided to go to Google... as always. Phew.
But then, I was surprised. And I know you will too, seeing how newsworthy it was that different news sites had to write their say.
And here's me, bringing you the real gist. You see that man right there is a... he is truly a... Oh goodness lord, the guy is a... sorry, I think my keyboard broke. The guy is whatever you say he is. Just know your opinion matters.
Though I only know one Brian on Hive, it is nice knowing another Brian from Kenya. A lawyer that is worth applauding. He didn't go to law school and faced other lawyers who studied law for years and even convinced the judge. He is such a brilliant young man. Life gave him a lemon, and Brian looked at life and said, "Oh please, I need lemonades". And he got it.
While at the upfront, this may seem sad, my brain just can't stop blowing out the laughing gas my way, and innocent me can't just fight it off, not that I would.
I don't know how he will be judged in court, but just the thought of that is so hilarious. I wonder how many acts of this and that will be used against him and also the type of lawyer that may have to defend him if it ever comes to that.
But for now, let's see how the news unfolds.
First Image:Screenshot from my phone.
Still yours truly,
Balikis.
Thanks for reading.
Peace be unto those who crave it and more to those who chase it away.