AstraZenecar...glorious opening!
Just like with the vaccine, it is the same with the car.
Astra...Opel Astra...Opel Astra H...Opel Astra H Basic - little to no comfort.
Opel is Vauxhall by the way.
As some of you may recall my Alfa Romeo GT got pissed and strikes since then.
Now I inherited my parents old Opel and to come back to the vaccine,
you can take it as a younger person, or was it older? Under 60? Over 4? Under 20? 35 + 73 is ok but 52 is a no go?
Anyhow, it is there and everyone gets maximized confused not knowing if it's good for you or not.
It's the lame step car. The adopted one you tell later that its former parents didn't wanted it anymore.
It got pampered in a garage all the years. Now it has to live with the outdoors.
The Alfa Opel stroke back!
Cool pic hu? What you see is the decorative strip that I had to laboriously cut off at some point.
Why?
Because the car decided to refused to open the trunk door and have his face washed. My sister had fun when she had to tear down 600km of salted motorway without a windshield wiper system.
Who's fixing shit?
Me!
Quick!
How nicely can you put a rubber stopper in the limelight, please ?!
Had to remove him in the process of getting to the trunks opening mechanism after removing everything else.
A photographic masterpiece don't you think?
This is art!
Ummmmmmm anyone here into NFTs?
I broke 3 of those ripping off the trunks inlay.
Opel built.
Well I suppose plastic is the new gold in the auto industry.
Suckers!
You're not ripping me off! I can live without the plastic inlay stuff!
I just go naked!
I or rather we spent an hour loosen screws several times, because Maik who measured the voltage and wanted to help forgot one piece. I had flashbacks.
You wanna know what the issue was? With the windshield wipers and trunk?
A tiny tiny fuse in the engine compartment!
Little shit!
I didn't even bother to capture the fuse box. It is in the part of the picture that you can't see. Just saying.
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If you own an Opel Astra H and your trunk doesn't open, nor will you be able to wash off non existing insects or tons of salt, check the fuse first! It could be that one fuse goes for both.
Is this comedy already?
One's pitiful attempt to fix the car makes the other's day!
You're welcome. Remember, karma might get you an Opel too!
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