Hello my dear friends in the comedyopenmic community, how are you doing today?
It's a nice day and am very glad to be
on your stage to make you happy.
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As we all know, laughter 😂 is good medicine for the body and is more healthy if you laugh and take some wine to digest it. Hahaha hahaha
Without waiting out time, I have been on the run for the past week now, him. So may ask, who dey hell is after you? My dear friends, am running from November hahaha haha. I need to be in December by this time tomorrow because I can't wait to hear the Christmas jingles and see the trees all over the place.
Let me share with you, my last Christmas experience.
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On 25 December 2022, woke up very early in the morning, I can't remember if I said my prayers. Few minutes later, I had my name, "Marvel,,,,,, please help me kill the cock because I need to make Stew this morning before going to the church". That was my brother's wife.
My brother was scared of killing anything that had blood, so they made me the Chief slaughter.
I was like **"this is a holy Christmas morning and they want me to start the day with shedding of blood" 🥶 I gat no option but to go and drag the cock my the tail and kissed her neck with my holy knife.
As soon as I was done, I went to the church for confession and came back home around 11:30 a.m. to see the red Stew and the smoked chicken wings in the kitchen, patiently waiting for my arrival.
As a traditional man, I went to the kitchen to take care and some ingredients like milk, chocolate, salt, and very cold water because I needed to prepare the way for the chicken wings and the forthcoming rice.
After smoking the garri, I carefully went to my room, pot on the television, I also took my rice with me as I began to watch my favorite Christmas movies starting from Home Alone. I ate to the point that I couldn't raise my hands 🤣 because the food was so "romantic" and it attracted my appetite to the point of no resistance.
Knowing fully well that I don't go out for flexing on Christmas day, I decided to lock my door and pull off my clothes. I was as naked as Adam and I was in my garden all along, no eve with me. Hahah haha.
I tried to sleep but I couldn't find her because of overfeeding. It was like hell on me, but only the thing that gave me joy was the movie I was watching in my room. Watching home Alone and I was in my room alone.
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It wasn't a nice experience at all. But in all, the Christmas celebration is my best season. Thanks for visiting my stage tonight, I sincerely appreciate your coming. Please don't go home alone, you can go with a partner in crime. Hahah haha...
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