Based on the life of a student, if you live on or off campus and you don't have a roommate, you may be missing out. If you do, you'd know that you have to deal with another of Earth's dramatic specie. You know, loving with someone else, some days can be fun, other days you want to pull your hair.
So, today, after a brief study, I've come with findings on the different kinds of roommates one can have. Some can have a combination of one or two of these traits. Also, you may find yourself in one of the group's too.
Let's just get on with this, shall we?
Serious ones
As expected, or mention them first. These ones came to pass their exams. They took their parents "when you get to school, focus on your book" seriously. You will always find them reading. They don't like disturbance.
Movie Addicts
"So you have any film in your phone,?" that's their slogan. 24/7 they're seeing a movie. Infact, before a movie is released, they've already seen it. They can ignore lectures just to finish a movie.
Borrowers
These ones are the real definition of 'you can to the world naked.' They don't have anything of their own. They will just be borrowing everything from clothes, shoes, bags, even personal effects.
Singers
Justin Bieber has got nothing on them. Some have nice voice and will be showcasing it up and down. Some others, those ones that are always wearing earpiece, have bad voices. In their heads, they sound like Beyonce but in reality, they sound like Speed Darlington.
The Chef
Local, continental, intercontinental, holla them. They gat you. These ones don't play with their stomach. Their slogan is, "Na who chop, de read book." If they're your roommate, you'd have to deal with them almost turning your room to a mini buka, But all in all, you go chop well.
Lovers
There's always butterfly in their stomachs. These ones came to find the bone of their flesh. Their slogan is "love is supreme." Everytime, one new babe/guy is visiting them.
Music Addict
Worst set of people. You'll be lucky if they have earpiece on. Otherwise, them and JBL speaker equals 5 & 6. They can even stay up until midnight to wait for an album to drop.
Party lovers
These ones are all about jaiye jaiye. Anywhere they're doing party, hit them up. You'd find them at every happening event, invited or not. When they return, they'd use gist to finish you.
Dagbo Lord
These ones are out to enjoy school life until they hear it's test or exam time. Next thing, pieces of paper with small chips written in them will be flying about.
Food Beggars
These ones, you can never see them buying food stuff, but they're always cooking. They go from door to door asking for salt, rice, yam, pepper, name it. They don't spend on food but they never lack.
Lazy asses
These ones are always scattered. Littered clothes, scattered room, dirty clothes. If this one is your roommate, you're in for long thing.
Against Evil
These ones, if you bring your partner to the room, they'd never excuse you. No matter the eye sign you give, the kick sign or whatever, nothing. They will never support fornication in their room.
Sleepers
These ones spend more time sleeping than they spend studying. You can't even tell if they were admitted to study sleep education.
Churchies
These ones are all about fellowship. If you act like this, they'll start preaching to you. They even invite their Church members to hold fellowship in your room. Once they start their personal prayer session, peace will be far from you.
Just some I could remember.
Which did I miss?
Which can you relate to?
Tell me!
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