Dramatic people (They ended up pissing me off)

Sometimes, some people just open their mouth and garbage comes out. Not having a sharp second thought before talking can make one look stupid. Am I right? Really? Well, don't mind me. It's bound to happen once in a while

But how can sussy tell me she didn't want to have sex with him. Save me that blab pls! You never wanted to have sex with him and you honoured his hotel invitation. So you went there to do what? Sell akamu or hotdog

He went to his mums room and drank half 25cl bottle of communion. When he came out, all his lips and tongue had turn red. Knowing deeply what he has done, I asked him, hey boy, why are your lips red? He said I injured my mouth and blood is coming out. Ha ha! Can you see my young nephew trying to dribble me like Messi and Ronaldo

I went to the saloon with my sister and sat outside because I wanted to see what's happening around. Do you believe me? Well, I'm lying. I had to stay outside because I couldn't withstand the gossip heat going on in the saloon. They were making a mountain out of a mole hill. I bet it's hotter than the heat coming from the hair dryer. If someone mistakenly carry your gossip to the saloon, it would get to your neighbour and when you hear them talking about it, you won't know it's your matter. Serious addition and substraction would have changed the whole story that you would think it's for another person. If you are a gossiper, you will join your neigbour and gossip yourself unknowingly. Saloon gossip is top notch

I was hungry and I cooked two super pack of indomie noodles and fried two eggs then served it on the table with a bitter herb drink. Just to pick something from the room and come back to eat, he had almost finished the food and drank a bottle of coke I kept under the table

If I had met him drinking the bitter herb with his face squeezed from the bitterness like the ugly face of a gorilla, I would believe it was a mistake, but he never did that. His mistake only knows how to swallow sweet things and it controlled him to eat my noodles, egg and flushed it down with a bottle of coke

As if that wasn't enough, mama Sule would go to the bathroom to bath late in the night everyday and spend more than 30 minutes wasting peoples time. What is she washing in a public bathroom that would warrant her to spend such time. Ok, no problems. I was almost asleep when we heard baba Sule shouting "thief, thief, thief". When we all came out, we met him holding the bathroom door firm. It was mama Sule and Uche we saw sweating like a Christmas goat. Uche burst my bubbles with his response to the question we asked him. He said he went in to help her kill a snake, but it escaped and entered a round hole