Anything is a sport these days, I just saw a video on TikTok about a bunch of grown ass adults dressing up babies and putting them in a "baby race". You would think we would have achieved so much more as humans. We could think of more entertaining thing but we have chosen to carry on with the times of our grandfathers.
Everytime the Olympics comes up, it's always the same thing, a bunch of trained athletes competing to see who is the best in the world which has become pretty basic to me honestly, haven't we seen enough of that already? It's always who can run faster, or who can throw a human size toothpick the farthest.
We're stuck watching the same thing over and over again and it has become very boring, what would be more interesting is if we got some random people to play in the Olympics.
Like my brother should just get a random message telling him he has been drafted for the Olympics to swim, that'd be something to see, that boy can't float even if he was a ship. Or we get some disabled person randomly texted that they'll been selected to participate in the 100m race.
Ask yourselves which would be more entertaining, watching a bunch of professionals competing in a sport's they've trained most of their life for? Or some random dude on the road who can't even run to save his life.
I say there are a couple of things we can change to be more entertained. Imagine if we got Gordon Ramsay and a bunch of other top chefs to compete in a cooking contest and we got people who don't even know the difference between salt and sugar to judge them.
Random person: and what have you made for us today chef?
Gordon Ramsay: Before you is a ginger field cockerel with marigold prawns and a dash of white wine to balance the calamari.
Random person: you couldn't just make a sandwich?
Gordon Ramsay: you'd like this better.
*Random person tastes it
Random person: does it have fish it in?
Gordon Ramsay: Not just any type of fish, hyena catfish slices horizontally for maximum taste.
Random person: did anybody make a sandwich?
The chef next to Gordon: I did.
Random person: you win
Gordon Ramsay: What the fuck!!
Now wouldn't that be more entertaining to watch?
What if we have a music contest where things are turned around and we have to judge the professional?
Beyonce finishes performing
Random judge: why do you shout a lot
Beyonce: I didn't shout, I reach perfect pitch
Random judge: sounded like shouting to me, you're out. Adele, if you know you're just gonna shout too, don't bother.
I and a lot of people would pay good money to see that.