These images used in this post are royalty-free images from Pixabay. The pictures are beautiful, and the thoughts that emerge in my head are also beautiful. You're beautiful, everyone's beautiful. It's fashion. Put a top hat on someone and strike a pose. Et voila!
Today we look at high fashion shoots and how impossibly out of touch with reality the people that are in this small fashion bubble tend to be. Most of these are high-brow conceptual shots. Stuff that is dreamt up by 6-year-olds high on cotton candy and 60-year-olds high on other stuff. Women wearing a 5-year-old's hobby dress in emaciated vitamin d deficiency poses. In situations that would otherwise be termed dangerous. Let the model put on a mermaid costume and dive into the water, and the hapless intern can throw a bunch of chilies on top of her. Or the team can drive 90 miles to a secluded farm. A model can stand in a haute couture gown in the middle of a pig sty. The contrast will show the absurdity of it all (The photographer was not heard from again).
I will share the thoughts that might go through the general public's head while glancing through these pictures.
Woman 1: Wow! Another shoe I will probably buy and never wear.
Man 1: How do women wear that?
Woman 2: Okay, was that shoe designed to hurt me? (for the 100th time)
Woman 3: But it's so pretty...
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We move to the next picture
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Thoughts of a lonely random girl
Did I wear the right dress for this deep introspection?
Was this dress too bright for a breakup?
If I drown my credit cards, they won't know where to find me, right?
I should have bought the other half of this mermaid dress.
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Producer: What do you mean we don't have a budget for two models?
Photographer: Hey Rita! Why can't you act more like the Mannequin? Look how majestic it is.
Art director: One of you is very expressionless, and it is the one wearing clothes.
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I don't mean to scare you, but that was our last kindergarten teacher.
Man Canvases have become so expensive. Yeah man inflation.
Wow! Babysitting kids is a tough job, eh?
Mom 1: How is she going to get it out of her face?
Mom 2: Just rub some canola oil.
Mom 3: Tchah, and also some lemon. You always have to add lemon.
Can someone tell Stella that colorblind people should not camouflage?
Did you hear about my friend Arti ? She was last seen trying to learn how to drape a saree from a video on youtube.
When they ask you to dress modestly but the only modest thing in your wardrobe are curtains. A la Scarlett o Hara.
Honestly, Karen needs an intervention. She's been taking these games of peekaboo too seriously.
When the dress code for the party is red but you're a wallflower.
This was meant in jest and I hope nobody takes it seriously.