AI went after the livelihood of artists and now it has come for writers! Tell an AI to write a funny article about writing a funny article written by an AI and you get the following output:
If you need more reasons why my articles can't be written by an AI, here goes!
AI are not twisted. AI have lived clean, orderly, data-driven lives unlike the shitty, disorderly and totally random stuff that I have gone through.
AI are not self-deprecating - The best humour is----------------aimed at oneself. Completely unrelated, I am NOT jealous of the puns that an AI generates.
AI don't have parents. An AI will self-destruct if it has to make an authentic Yo mama joke like this "Yo mama so pretty, what happened to you?"
AI can't think on its feet because it doesn't have any! badam tus tis(?) Side note: I tried to learn the drums but I literally have no sense of rhythm. I can't even write how a drumbeat sounds like.
AI can't regret saying "Top 10 reasons..... as the title and then losing steam in the middle of the article and covering it up by going on a rant about said topic.
AI can't get increasingly angry and frustrated at their clear inability to be funny. They don't the feeling of having 12 unfinished drafts that were comedy gold just sitting there whereas you try to write on a topic you thought would be funny.
AI cannot unintentionally walk into a broom and have its handle hit them in the head while typing about being funny. Why do I have a broom? I'm poor and can't afford a vacuum. Hey! that rhymes.
Being funny and sarcastic is easy. The bar is pretty low. How low is the bar? It is a ye ol' pub in hell.
AI can totally be sarcastic.Dark humor is the best. It is just the stark reality which is so sad and terrifying that it is actually funny. AI has not put on 20 pounds in its belly during the pandemic. A belly that gets you a seat on the subway and tips on how to setup baby cribs. A belly that is clinging to you like your last tinder date that does not take no for an answer.
AI cannot use misdirection for humo- look a banana UFO!