I really wish I could get dragged on Twitter. I mean all over the place till I'm bleeding all over the social media platform.
I also wish twitter was a real place. As said by the wise O.G Dave Chapelle...Twitter is not a real place.
What if Elon buys it and crashes it as Mark did with Whatsapp a while back.
There has been so much outrage over people's comments about different stuff people said about what someone else said on Twitter and yet it's people playing pretend most of the time.
On Twitter, I find it hard to fit into who I am supposed to be.
I feel like I was destined to be a troll
Yes, I said it!! I am supposed to be out there hurting people's feelings because nobody ever cared about mine.
I've made so many jokes about my name being Ebingo but God, the real-life situations get to me more. I'll just show up to work with my scrubs that have my name on them and people will start legit laughing.
How the fuck am I supposed to stop that?
A pretty nurse I liked asked me if my name is a nickname...
And God, people are so fragile in society these days that people actually think it has slowed me down.
By my count, I get made fun of every day, probably from the day my parents decided that would be my name...But I'm only complaining on Hive and no place else.
So I'd be better off letting off some steam on Twitter but I can't cause I'm a doctor and if I'm a living joke I'm bringing down the profession.
A profession that is maybe 2,000 years old...that has managed to move one person's heart to another person's body...little me could end up bringing it down...HOW?!
Being dragged on Twitter
Yesterday I commented on the Nigerian Rapper MI's post and said that I didn't know who he was talking about when he said Africans should respect themselves...
My first big gig ever was in 2008 with Jay Z and Rihanna and Usher.. how I was treated that day taught me a valuable lesson.. them no go respect us.. until we respect ourselves
— M.I Abaga (@MI_Abaga) April 15, 2022
This is my normal behaviour, I come into conversations halfway not knowing the point of the conversation...
Someone's response hurt me...
I realise that the only reason this comment hurt was that I'm a doctor and I wasn't supposed to jump into the conversation like that...He mean Hip hop artist , Idiot Ebingo
— Don b (@Donbrave92) April 16, 2022
But my friends know me and love me regardless of how well I jump into a conversation...Twitter doesn't give a fuck...and I shouldn't give a fuck too. But I do!!
Giving Drugs
I started giving morning drugs by 6 am in the morning and ended by 9 am.
3 hours standing and walking around the ward.
That comment would flash past my mind every time I moved from one patient to the other. I imagine if other M.I fans hopped in I'd be crying while giving drugs...like a bitch.
Twitter is realer than real life
To some extent, it feels like Twitter has become a realer place to me than real life where they make fun of my name every day!!!
I feel like this is the level I'm at...and If I'm going to make it to the next level I have to give even lesser fucks about what people like this think and be me.
Thanks
Thank you for reading to me rant as a comedy post.