You're either one of these, or you know someone who is sitting pretty on this table .
Shall we? We shall.
- The serious ones:
These ones are the real scholars!
Iwe ni sha! Book morning, book in the night. Infact, they eat book for a living.
Weirdly enough, in every room I have stayed so far, there is such person there.
- The singers:
Everywhere they go like MTN, they sing!
They won't allow those of us that cannot sing to breatheeeeee 😅.
Funkeee, no be so o.
Allow us to breatheeeeee, don't suffocate us.
- The begi begi (borrowers):
A yes or a yes 😅?
You cannot escape having that one roommate who beg from everyone in the room.
From your clothes, to your wigs, to your earring, to salt, even your food.
They will beg, and you will give 😅.
Likeeee, you don't even have a choice but to give them.
- The music addict:
Always plugged in ni sha!
If their earpiece mistakenly spoil, they will put the phone on speaker and disturb everyone in the room.
I once had to buy a earpiece for one of my roommates, because she wouldn't allow us to breatheeeeee in peace.
Morning "Ekwueme"
Evening "Dunsin Oyekan"
Night "Prayer chants"
Ah ah! No be so o.
- The foodie:
These ones cannot even use their eyes to see food like this, na chop chop everywhere.
They are always eating one thing or the other. Even their bags is always full of goodies.
I once had a roommate that, if you're hungry, all you need to do is to check her bag, something is definitely there for you to munch on 😅.
Likeeee, they are life savers though.
PS: my roommates said this is me. Oya oya, you don catch me.
- The chef:
Every room have that one person wey dey always experiment with different food recipe.
From creating a pancake, to garicake to veggies cake, just name it.
This can't be me though.
I'm adventurous, but not when it comes to food plist.
Experiment, make food spoil? I no dey do o 😅
- The party goers:
They must attend all the parties, ranging from freshers night, to departmental dinner, just name it, you will find them there.
And the next day, they will come to the room to gist their favourite friend.
And also be looking if any of their roommates are eavesdropping.
And the good roommates too, will pretend to be asleep, so they will get the full gist of the party.
All of us must hear this gist together o.
This is screaming someone's name.
- The fellowship sister:
These ones will invite all their fellowship member inside the room for night vigil.
Eskis me ma? Is this a church or what?
Thank God say I never get roommate like this sha, because we go too fight 🤏😅.
Which of them is yours? None? Tell me yours in the comment section.
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