Good day, everyone.
Hello Comedy Open mic community.
I take the mic to share this with you.
I saw a video on Facebook on how to get rich quickly by using honey and sugar to wash hands and face every morning.
I rushed in excitement and showed it to my mom, because I know it could be through her we could make lots of money.
She goes out to work every day, and she will be able to get honey and sugar quickly.
My mom saw it and laughed, saying the person needs views on his video.
She now told me the price of honey and sugar, which left me in shock.
She asked me if someone who doesn't have money and it's looking for money would be able to easily afford to buy them and waste them?
I said no.
She further told me that there is no magic to making money.
You have to work for it.
It was later that I went through the comments section and read hilarious responses.
I joined in to laugh because I fell for the scam.
The holidays are over, so we are back to school.
At school during the break period, I and my friend sat under the tree, so we taught of a thing to make the break period fun by telling some funny jokes to make our classmates laugh 😄😃.
👉We started joking around with numbers.
My friend : Why is the maths teacher teaching us the difference between dollar and naira.
Me : I think🤔 and have the feeling that $0.00 is bigger than 0.00 naira.
My friend: Do you know why 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate🍴🍽️ 9.
👉Then we switched to virtual funny jokes 😄😃.
Me : I saw your sister carrying television to the garden.
My friend: Yes, her obsession with Tom and Jerry cartoon is limitless.
Me: Yoruba pepper soup and running nose 😪 dey go together.
My friend: Body spray is for slim girls while fire extinguisher type is for cubby one's.
Me: Why do people like to follow the brush path instead of the main road.
My friend: Those who leave main road and fellows a brush path must always see unwanted shit💩.
Me: How do Hausa banker dress do they put on suit.
My friend: Is like them they wear grown.
👉We ended it with a series of questions and answers jokes
Me: Do you know who keeps the ocean clean? mermaids 🧜
Me: Do you know what runs around a compound without moving? fence.
My friend: Do you know what has a bed 🛏️but can not sleep? River.
Thank you for reading.
I hope I made you laugh at some point.