I should signed a petition seeking to punish all those who discovered the seven wonders of the world but failed to recognize the ultimate wonder of the world. -The most interesting part is that I don't have to go to the end of the earth to discover this beauty; in fact, even as you read this, you would be in this wonderful place, which is that beautiful water closet in your homes. Yes, you read that right; nothing beats the feeling of excretion, the joy of having stock piles of palliatives dripping out of your anus.
Well, this was me this morning, and to make the experience even more memorable, I had brought my phone with me. According to the Association of Shit Dunkers, a typical excretion session should last for about five minutes, but what the survey won't tell you is that [TOILET + TWIITER= 52 mins].
When you sit on the white throne in the restroom, your imagination is at its best and is the citadel of knowledge for particularly strange and stupid ideas. The moment I saw a tweet from Elon Musk, I started to have the silliest ideas in my head, and I then asked myself, "WHAT IF ELON MUSK WAS TO BUY HIVE BLOG?"
You can tell that Uncle Starship and Daddy Tesla have turned bad by making money off the Twitter app.
Twitter is becoming the new cash-app dressed in blue, and the day of paying for everything you use on Twitter is quickly approaching
Well, until Elon Musk came along and said, "Hold my beer, I would squeeze very little penny out of your wallet, Twitter was just a free app sponsored by Jack and runned like a charitable organization. Twitter has changed from being an app for the poor to one for the rich, serving as a subliminal reminder that you are a poor user who deserves nothing.
Back to the White Throne: On a Tuesday morning, when I should have been thinking about work, I was instead considering what would happen if Elon Musk took over the Hive Blog. Here are some of the niggling ideas that crossed my mind:
I can guarantee that all of you poor and struggling hive users would only get 20 posts a month unless you paid for unlimited posting by joining HIVE RED. It would be the most difficult transition from being wealthy to being broke, and our wallets would be looking like the Sahara Desert, full of nothing, for those of us who are constantly sleeping on Hive 24/7. We might as well start packing our bags to leave Hive after using up our 20 posts in a week.
Imagine opening Hive to a message that reads, "You have reached the maximum number of followers for a day. Please wait for 24 hours to start again." Awakening to discover that half of your fans had left because you failed to subscribe would be the difficult part. Uncle Telsa running the hive would turn the hive blog into the hive mind, I can promise you of that.
It is one thing to be fired offline, but it hurts much more to discover you've been fired online. Admins and moderators of numerous communities would bid their positions farewell. We would as well start applying to be on the next phrase of Space X rather Hive X.
If you are poor and without a subscription, the "@" option on Hive would cease to exist, and you could as well keep quiet on the blog for the rest of your days. The hive blog will be devoid of all buzz because Hive RED subscribers are the only ones who can mention or tag other users.
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