Yesterday was the beginning of a new month and I knew my brother had received his salary. But we all know the processes involved in getting money from them, no matter how small. You get quizzed till you get angry at them and their money.
"What do you want to use it for?" "That amount is too much, you think making money is a rollercoaster ride?"
"Do you think that is necessary, are you setting your priorities straight at all?"
Blah blah blah.
I figured out this won't work, I had to find a smart and subtle way. So I unleased the Einstein in me. I devised a plan, a master one at that. I posted his picture on my WhatsApp status yesterday. He was surprised, because it's not something I usually do. So he messaged me.
Big bro: Hey you just posted me on your status, is that a mistake? Are you alright?
Me: I don't understand, you mean I can't post your picture again?
Big bro: You don't do that often, I'm surprised.
Me: I'm appreciating the fact that I have an amazing brother like you. Believe me you are one in a million.
Big bro: Wow thanks! That's sweet you.
Me: Come and send me money please.
Big bro: Of course, I knew you had a motive. Anyways, you made me happy this morning. Send me your account details.
He sent money swiftly. Great.
I opened my WhatsApp status and deleted his picture. 😎😎😎
What he sent me 5 minutes later...
There you have it ladies and gentlemen. It has a 99.99% success rate. Tested and trusted.
*All images are free stickers in my gallery.