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Good day lovely hivers. Today I will be sharing some very funny stories. I promise you will enjoy it. Please do well to leave a comment . Thanks alot
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Akin was a very naughty child.
Akin's father owed a drug mafia some money and the mafia had been looking for him, his father had been on the run for weeks and no one knew his whereabouts. The mafia men were really angry and they had swore to deal with Akin's father.
One day they got an information that Akin's father was at home so they went looking for him in his house.
Akin's father saw them coming so he locked himself inside. He went and hid inside the room pretending not to be at home. The men pressed the door Bell many times but no one responded, they knocked on the door several times but no one responded. They felt no one was around so they decided that they would go and come back the next day.
Akin who had earlier gone out to play football was just returning home and he met these them in front of the house. He asked them who they were looking for, they said they came to see his dad but since his dad wasn'tt at home at the moment, they would go and come back the next day.
"No, my dad is around " Akin said. "Are you sure ?", they asked, "Yes I am sure", Akin answered, he told them to wait while he went to look for his dad.
Akin opened the door with his spare key, went in and found his dad in the room. "Father, some men are looking for you out there, they think you're not around", akin said to his father. "those men are bad people, they want to hurt me, go and tell them that I am not around",Akin's father whispered to him.
Akin went out and met the men and he said to them " you people must go now, my father said I should tell you that he is not at home ".
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And that was how Akin's father was caught.
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Jimi the mad man was brought to a psychiatric hospital to be treated. After weeks of treatment, he started acting sane. The doctors finally took off the chains and cuffs they had bound him with, they took him outside and let him mingle and interact with people, they wanted to monitor him and be sure that he was completely fit to be discharged and let out into the society. some nurses were asked to look after him, the nurses took him to a pool side where he met some other people like him who had come to be examined(monitored). The nurses were amazed at how he mingled and interacted with other people, he spoke so intelligently and courteously, they were convinced that he had truly recovered and was fit to be discharged. Just then, they saw another patient who was also brought to be examined too, he had dived into the pool and was drowning.
Immediately Jimi dived-in and rescued him. The nurses were really happy, they left to tell the doctors about what had happened and also call them to come and see for themselves that Jimi was now sane and could be discharged.
When the doctors and nurses got back, they found out that the patient that was rescued by Jimi had died, he had hanged himself on a tree just by the pool side. They were all sad, they felt he took his life because he was frustrated and depressed. They met Jimi and asked him how it had happened and why he had let the man take his own life.
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Jimi answered the doctors smiling, he said " sir, I hanged him on the tree myself, when I brought him out from the pool he was too wet so I had to hang him on the tree to dry ".
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Joe was a professional goalkeeper, he had played for top football clubs before he became mentally ill and was retired from football (soccer). Although Joe was no longer sane, he was still obsessed with the game, his love for the game had gotten into his head and made him always act like he was in the football pitch. sometimes while he walked around his garden at home, if he saw anything fly past, whether a bird , a butterfly or any insect, he would dive and try to catch it, at other times if he sees something round, he would run and kick it, thinking it's a ball and that he was in the football stadium, he would then shout "go for the goal boys, we can win this match". He was put under medications and it helped suppress such mental issues, although sometimes they still manifested.
One day, one of his neighbours house was on fire so he ran out to help them. It was a two storey building, when he got there he met some people trying to save some little children stuck in one of the rooms in the top floor, while some others were trying to put out the fire before the firefighters would arrive. He immediately joined in rescueing the children, they would throw each child from the building top and he would catch the child and hand the child over to their parents. Though it was risky, it was all what they thought to do at the time as the fire increased and expanded every second and they were left with no choice.
Joe was so good at catching and he caught the children seamlessly. For each child Joe caught, he was hailed. He kept on catching them and handing them over to their parents, sometimes he even had to dive to catch and save a child, at such times he would be hailed even more. The hailing continued and it got into Joe's head and at some point he lost his mind, he now felt he was in the football pitch and was being hailed by the fans for saving a ball from entering the goal post. The clapping and hailing still continued, as the next child was being thrown , the goalkeeping spirit immidiately came upon him strongly and he dived and caught the child, he stood up so athletically, ran forward a bit then kicked the child back into the the room from where he was thrown as he shouted " go for the goal boys, we can still win this match !!!".
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Thanks you all so much for stopping by, I hope you found this interesting and I hope they made you smile. This is the first of a series of funny short stories I will be sharing. I promise to always do my best to make you laugh.
