I dislike this dog/ Un perro me cae mal

Don't think I'm anti-dog, it's actually the opposite. I am a dog lover, "Team dog" my children would say, they are cat lovers.

But this particular animal generates certain feelings in me that are not at all pleasant.

Is it possible?

I didn't know, but it is!

This little dog walks freely through the streets of the neighborhood, doing as he pleases. With such a haughty attitude, that when you tell him to move, he looks at you with contempt and challenges you, almost saying: "You move me, if you dare!

If you don't watch out, he urinates on your leg. He breaks all the garbage bags and in the end he doesn't take anything out, he just does it for fun. I don't think even the "dogos" in A Clockwork Orange were as anarchistic as this dog.

He looks like a Holligans looking for trouble to other canines bigger than him and after the fight breaks out he walks away and leaves them in the middle of the chaos.

He walks in a singular way, not even RuPaul, but he thinks he is the most macho of the block, although the hairs behind his tail, look more like a skirt than a male attire.

He enters everywhere without asking permission and won't take no for an answer. When you try to take him out, he becomes as hard as a rock, and although he doesn't show his teeth, he frightens with his eyes.

I don't even think he has a name, although he does have owners, a family so dysfunctional that the dog fits them as a pet. He is more of a stray than a lapdog, that's for sure. Early in the morning he goes out to do his disobedience routines, teaching the little puppies how to misbehave when they grow up.

Like all patootier, he has his followers, two younger dogs who try to imitate him, only they are cowards and run away at the first hint of discipline, unlike this one, who if he were to speak would say "force me, dog!"

He and I have a dispute pending, but we respect each other's territory. Meanwhile, I expose him to the world, since to me he is an undercover agent looking to take over the planet. I have no proof, but no doubts either....

No se crean que soy anti perros, realmente es todo lo contrario. Soy amante de los perros, "Team perro" dirían mis hijos que son partidarios de los gatos.

Pero este animalito en particular me genera ciertos sentimientos que no son nada agradables.

Acaso es posible?

Pues no sabía, pero si lo es!

Este perrito se pasea a sus anchas por las calles del barrio, haciendo lo que le plazca. Con una actitud tan altanera, que cuando le dices que se mueva, te mira con desprecio y te reta, casi diciendo: "muéveme tu, pues!

Si te descuidas te orina la pierna. Rompe todas las bolsas de basura y al final no saca nada, solo lo hace por diversión. Creo que ni los "dogos" de la Naranja Mecánica eran tan anarquistas como este perro.

Parece un Holligans buscando problemas a otros caninos más grandes que él y luego que se arma la pelea se va y los deja en medio del caos.

Camina de una forma singular, que ni RuPaul, pero se cree que es el más macho de la cuadra, aunque los pelos detrás de su cola, parecen más una falda que un atuendo masculino.

Entra a todos lados sin pedir permiso y no acepta un no como respuesta. Cuando lo tratas de sacar, se pone duro como piedra, y aunque no enseña los dientes, amedrenta con la mirada.

Creo que ni nombre posee, aunque si tiene dueños, una familia tan disfuncional que el perro les cuadra como mascota. Es más callejero que faldero, eso si. Desde temprano sale a hacer sus rutinas de desobediencia, enseñando a los pequeños cachorros como se deben mal portar cuando sean grandes.

Como todo patotero, tiene a sus seguidores, dos perros más jóvenes que lo tratan de imitar, solo que son cobardes y huyen al primer amago de disciplina, a diferencia de este, que si hablara diría "oblígame, perro!"

Él y yo tenemos una disputa pendiente, pero respetamos el territorio del otro. Mientras, yo lo descubro ante el mundo, ya que para mi es un agente infiltrado que busca apoderarse del planeta. No tengo pruebas, pero tampoco dudas...

Fotografías por/Photografy by:@mamaemigrante </div