Too funny all the situations. In my case I think I wasn't so crazy, I made things up, but nothing out of the ordinary, maybe I wasn't as much of a child as I should have been?
Although mom has always reminded me of two anecdotes from when I was very young: one I was almost bitten by a dog because I wanted to kiss it on the mouth. They arrived in time to prevent me from disfiguring my face.
And the other was that after taking off my diaper, I didn't want to use the cup, I wanted to go straight to the bathroom, so one day I didn't give any warning and I went alone, sat down and fell into the toilet.