Chai dear friends of comedy community and my fellow comedians, I troway salute to you all. I have missed you all for the past one week or more because of my mum's health challenge which came suddenly without an atom of notification. But, above all, there is hope now.
So am happy to bounce back to Blockchain and to bring out your 32 publicly hahaha.
A friend came to my house today and we spent hours in my house. Later, I followed her to her house. Reaching there, we met her siblings as they were watching a cool movie which I was unable to know the name because we watched it through cable and they were already watching before we joined.
In the movie, there was these certain man who is a womanizer and he have been playing his nonsense codedly as if he's smart enough. Do you know that whenever he is with his wife, he will talk as if he is loyal to his wife. But, at her back, he do carry handbags (other women).
So, one day, his cup filled up without his knowledge. Yea, he had an appointment with a girl in a hotel. And, here in our part of the world, most men, whenever they have such appointment with ladies, they will drink keli-keli(drugs to speed up their sexual ability and arousal)
After taking the drugs, 15 minutes later, the expected babe arrived and they walked into an already booked hotel room.
But as soon as they entered, story changed. hahahaha, palava come burst. Yea, before the lady's arrival, she asked the man how much he will pay, but the man told her that money can't be issue.
Now, as they entered the hotel room, the lady demanded for payment before service. According to the lady, he must pay her 5k but the man, thinking she's the type he do carry previously opted to pay 2k.
After much argument, seeing that the man is not ready to add one Kobo, asked the man to hand over the 2k to her.
Immediately after collecting the money, she carried her handbag and left the man alone inside the hotel room. According to her, the money is for her t-fair and lunch.
Chei, what a stupid man he is!!
Now, he paid for hotel room, which is now a waste because, he don't even have extra money to hunt for another prostitute and the one he has he have lost just like that.
That's stupidity for you!!!!
Seeing that he has no other option rather than to go home so as to find satisfaction in the bosom of his wife, he shamefully left.
After enjoying the satisfaction of his wife, he joyfully hangout with his wife. They went to a nearby inn to enjoy some cool moment.
While enjoying a cool conversation, (please don't ask me what they were discussing oo, hmmmm) Someone walked up to their table.
Loh and behold!! it's that prostitute that walked away from him.
She majestically walked into their table, glared at the man which caused the man to feel embarrassed. Next, she walked around their table with her eyes fixed on the man's wife.
Hehehe, what came out from her mouth caused a great havoc between the man and his wife.
Hmm, the prostitute bent down towards their table with her eyes well fixed on the man's eyes, then she said, pointing to the woman:
Mr man, just take a look at the trash you ended up with. How do you expect to get a neat hot babe with just 2k? Huhh uhh
Then, she left.
The woman became dumbfounded as it became obvious that the man is not faithful to her. Ohh, the insult was much on her and she quickly left the scene.
At home, the husband started pleading for forgiveness and same time promising the wife that he won't try such rubbish again.
Now, if you're the woman, what will you do? will you forgive and trust him again? Wait o, if you're the woman, would you like to live a life of management with the man again?
Now, tell me, if the woman is properly dressed with expensive clothing, do you think the prostitute will have the heart to insult her?
Our men, our husbands, please, always stick to your spouse. Stop sharing our belongings with other women unless you see yourself as meat. lolz 😂😂