The death of Popes boosts tourism in the Vatican, and tourism is never complete without capitalism trying to pull off one stunt or the other.
They're selling Pope Francis mugs:
Key chains:
Calendars:
And they went the extra lightyear to make a Pope Francis flavoured Ice Cream too:
Wtf! How do you make an ice cream flavour and name it after a man that just died? Isn't that going to make the eater feel like some parts of the dead man was used to make the ice cream?
Or maybe the water from washing his corpse is what is used to make the ice cream?
Who th is buying this ice cream? Are you not an overthinker like me? Do you not see all the occultic accusations? How then do you go ahead to buy an ice cream with a dead man's flavour just when the man died and his body "buried"?
You gotta have cannibalistic tendencies 😡.
The End
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