Hello Everyone, Am Back Again to Crack some Ribs, and make your stomach hurt because of laughing too Hard. It Obvious anyway that some of you won't laugh, i understand that your problems are bigger than my Jokes, its ok hehe.
Yesterday was my Birthday, i know many of you did not send me wishes, but its ok, i really don't mind. I want everyone to know that In this world we should all learn to forgive eachother and forget any wrong or Error, people can always make mistakes. But just know that when its time for your birthday , I won't send any gift or wish too hehe.
(My Birthday Picture, see my big eyes opened widely as if i just smoked 3 wraps of Indian Hemp)
Am suing that photographer for not telling me to reduce the way i shine my eyes, i know my eyes is big and Ugly but he could have Edited the eyes to be smaller or Use AI Eyes, i don't even know what am saying now.
My Birthday was awesome, thanks to family, friends and well wishers, but there were problems.
After the Birthday celebration My wallet is having problems with me, my Account balances is looking Bloody Red, presently the Figures in my Bank Account Balance looks like Radio station frequency. Something like 93.5fm lol.
How My Problems Started
A week Before My Birthday, i painstakingly planned out how i wanted my Birthday to be, i Budgeted just #500 (Five Hundred Naira) for the Birthday. Don't even ask me how i planned to spend just five hundred naira for the whole day, am very angry remembering how i messed up my plans by myself.
(A rare picture of Me at my office, calculating how i will spend just 500 Naira on my Birthday)
The Major Plan was to be in the room all day, watching Netflix and Hulu all through, I have Planned on Cooking the Emergency Rice (Student Rice) and Fish, and Eat indomie and Egg in the Evening. All that was available at home. The 500 naira was for contingency.
That was the initial plan.
(Another picture of me, looking like Me and the photographer just concluded a Cage Fight😂)
Then My Pastor decided to spoil my plans completely, i was Avoiding to go to church, so as to avoid excessive expenses, but My pastor called and told me that am to sing praise and worship in the Morning Prayer season (This was the morning of my birthday) . I frantically told him my voice is extremely poor. I told him i can't even talk well, he replied that he can Hear my voice clearly. I replied that it is only by the Grace of God that he can hear my voice lol. He replied and said i should carry the grace of God to Church and singing.
Oh no, its only God that will Judge my Pastor lol.
Since my Plans are shattered already, i decided to buy 3 family Cabin biscuits (700 Naira each) and 3 packs of Coca cola drinks ( 2500 Naira Each) for the whole church to celebrate with me. With Tears in My Eyes i bought it with a total of 9,600 naira, don't even ask me what type of tears, whether it tears of Joy or Sorrow. It doesn't concern you.
(Me and the some of the church members)
My problems didn't end there, one of the Member of the Church, one Mr Solomon, Just popped out of No Where , Carrying Big food coolers of Jollof rice and meat, he introduced that he also have sweet jollof rice for sale, should in case you were not satisfied with the Biscuits and drinks. That the celebrant will pay, Before i could dispute some members have already started ordering for plates of rice.
Mr Solomon wherever you are, You won't enter Heaven or even Smell the gates lol.
(Pictures of some of the members eating Rice and chicken)
(Pictures of some of the members eating Rice and chicken)
A plate of Rice and chicken meat cost #700, and a total of 15 people ordered, which amounts to #10,500 ( Ten thousand five hundred naira)
All pictures are mine unless stated otherwise
In conclusion:
I had a great time yesterday, although my Bank Account is still paining me lols,
As for my photographer, am coming to your studio tomorrow with my lawyer, Justice must prevail Hehe.