How To Wish Your Two Girlfriends Happy Birthday And Not Get Caught.
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I use to be a play boy but not a critical one actually because I wasn't enjoying the whole stuff and needed back my focus. There's a heavy duty with being a play boy and I am not ready for that anymore because I know what I would have achieve with those critical brainstorming I use to do to excape being caught in the act of cheating. Sometimes the two of my girlfriends would want to come and visit me on the same day and you all know what means, I would have to draw my calculations make sure I do the physics properly because a slight mistake in my calculations will cause plenty commotion and that is what I am not ready for but I am ready to cheat.
In the cause of this story, I will name my first girlfriend as "My Heartbeat" and the second "My Joy giver".
....Hey, I said it's because of this story I am naming them like this so don't conclude that is truely the way I saved their contact in my phone😎.
I Love "My Love" very much and I also Love "My heartbeat" very much too so I don't have any high priority among them and for that reason, I don't want to hurt any of them. I was so unlucky that the both of them are birthday mates. Knowing fully well that their birthday is at the corner, I hurriedly embarked on a journe to my aunt's house and told them I was going for a program but when I am back no matter how it's going to be I will try to celebrate their birthdays for them.
It was their birthday day so I called My Heartbeat and wished her a happy birthday and she demanded that I should celebrate her publicly on my WhatsApp status and Facebook accounts, I told her because I love her I will. When I called My Love to wish her a Happy Birthday, she also demanded for the same thing. Now man is about to get caught because I have the both of them in my Facebook friends list and also have their phone contacts together which means they can both view my WhatsApp status thou I can easily block one and leave the other or block both of them when the need arises. Another misfortune for me is that they both know each other because they are in the same department in the high school. I've onced solved two same assignment questions and to be frank guys it was fun doing that hahaha..
How am I going to write a Happy Birthday post for them and not get caught...? So what the heck am I gonna do that this two ladies will not know I'm cheating? But as the sharp guy I was I excaped that test of time. Follow me closely Let me tell you guys how I did the magic...
I picked the picture of My Love when she was a baby and posted it on both my Facebook and What's app account, I also did the same for my Heart beat, I picked her picture when she was small and posted it too. I wrote everything I want to write for their birthdays, posted it and was waiting for the questions that will follow up.
When I got home I invited My Heartbeat to come over because I wanted to start up with her before the other one. We spent sometime together before she asked me the question I've been waiting for her to ask. She said "Babe, why did you posted my picture when I'm a baby and who is the other person you posted me together with her? I told her I was just trying to be romantic and that's why I searched for her pictures when she was little and the person I posted her together with was my beloved cousin sister, so I taught since all of them meant the whole world to me I decided to post the both of them together. My Heartbeat hurriedly jumb and hugged me and was like baby you are so romantic with her beautiful chuckles awwwn. Deep inside me I knew equation one has been solved and remaining equation two. The next day I invited My Love to come over, remember I told you guys I don't want to hurt any of them right? My Love came over to my house and during our conversation she still asked the same question. I told her the same thing. I said to her "Come on babe, I wanted to be romantic and that's why I searched for her picture when she was little and posted it, she asked me about the other person I posted her together with? I said "Oh... You mean Jennifer? That's my beloved cousin sister and it happened that the both of you are birthday mates so I decided to wish you all happy birthday together because you both mean the whole world to me". Yes! Bro excaped that one too.
How on earth is My Love going to recognize My heartbeat? They can't recognize each other and that was the target because if they do there's nothing I will do they will not get to find out the truth so I decided to celebrate my two sisters birthday together 😌
Another problem is coming on 14th February again, I don't know how I am supposed to go out with Mary and also go out with Favour that Jessica won't find out. If you have any idea please a Bro is in need😎