Spreading Money During Parties Is Not For The Weak
Today was actually supposed to be a super exciting day for me but right now I don't know if I should be excited or not because I think I am in deep trouble again.
I don't know when this show-off problem I am having is going to end because it's causing me my life already guys. I am just coming from a friend's wedding and all I feel over my body is hotness right from the inside.
Bahram Yaghooti
My friend included me among his friends of honor in his wedding which made me to go and borrow a very sweet black suit so I can look tantalizing and probably might stumble across my Mrs right but I tell you all, it has been a dramatic day all through. The wedding moved very fine until when it was time for reception that the Master of Ceremony (M.C) decided to spoil everything for me. When the bride and groom where dancing, my other friends and colleagues serving as men of honor for the groom started spreading huge sum of money. I know I am not financially buoyant like them all so I just looked for a small corner and hanged my body with my borrowed suit. If I knew the M.C was busy observing me, I would have just leave the place and go back home but from afar that guy called my name using the microphone and started hailing me. I don't know if he was teasing me or hailing me but I think I enjoyed those names come on.
The M.C was like please everyone should spread their little money and give me chance because I am coming to turn up the place at no time. He included that I don't like to mingle with too many people but I prefer to come and do the needful when everyone is done with what they are doing, because I am after bigger things and not small things. My head grew bigger, I started searching my borrowed suit pockets and was gathering every little change that was inside to come and spread it out on the groom and bride. I got there I started spreading money, I put my hands at the back pocket and behold some bundles of new one thousand naira notes where looking at me. The M.C saw the money and hailed me more. I was shocked where that huge amount of money came from because I know I don't have such amount of money as at that time.
After I spread everything and went out of their faces to go and seat with my other colleagues, of cause I've made a name and that was sweeting my body system but then where did that huge amount of money came out from? I asked myself and was just thinking and wondering how comes about this. I looked at the black trouser I wore very well and boom... That was when I remembered I wore the wrong black trouser.. I exchanged the suit main black trouser with my own black trouser at home and inside my own black trouser was my Uncle's child school fees I was supposed to pay yesterday which was Friday but I couldn't and was waiting till Monday to go and do that in the school. What just happened to me? Did I just spread my uncle's child school fees on that reception ground?
Right now I am very mad at the M.C because he caused this to happen, I feel like to go back to the ground and pack my money back because I don't think I can do this anymore. Or should I go and meet the M.C and tell him to ask the ushers to give me back my money because it's not my money but for my uncle's child fee? Am on my way to go and pack back my money from the ground where I spread them because this is a set up.
Don't worry guys I will feed you all with the gist but for now, let me go and pack my money back, I don't want to spread it again.