Hello fellow hivians, your favorite laughing pills have arrived again, it's about today's episode at work. It's kinda annoying but very funny
There's this drunk who lives in the street where I work, a month ago when I started work, I never had the details that this man is a drunk
So anytime I saw him, I had to greet him politely even when the alcohol has overruled his state of mind, I must showcase my nice behavior and good home training you know
This man popularly known as Abasi nnor ndia in our dialect which means "Feed me o Lord**" now cultivated this habit of coming to my workplace every second just to get my greetings.
Lest I forget, he gave me a nickname "Lastborn", since I'm the baby of the shop, he'll echo..... "where's my Lastborn,I need her greetings. It became an habit that we all became tired
Each time he arrives, my colleagues sound his arrival by shouting Mrs feed me, your groom is here
So today, it was my turn to keep the work environment clean and neat, while sweeping the surroundings, he barged in and started ranting with my colleagues asking why I did the sweeping and not another person, he was like:
Make una no stress my future wife oooo, I dey come here because of am. As Lastborn, she no suppose dey do all this kind work, if una send am too much message, I swear to God, I wee kee yhu people
The man was so serious that he knelt down on the express way causing uproar and commotion by passerbys, they were lots of laughter.....he knelt for almost 25 minutes and I felt so embarrassed, my colleagues and boss had to plead with him to get up that I would never be sent on an errand any longer.
I've met my missing rib, get your dancing shoes ready, the invitation cards will be out soon, I'm more than fortunate right?