If a spider's web crosses your face, it means you have bad luck and the solution is to start praying about it or else you will not be prosperous for the rest of your life.
If you were walking along a path and your leg mistakenly hit a canter or a stick on the ground, it means that you should stop going on your way, and start going home, or else you won't like what may happen to you, fight may erupt on the way.
If a rain hits you on your journey and you take shade in a stranger's house, you should always go to that stranger every week and pay your homage, regardless of where you are, even if it is far away from where you live, otherwise no favour would come to you again, throughout your life.
You are reading this my post and you have not made a comment, right there in the comment section, your recent post would be muted in the community, I have just collaborated with the moderators of the community.
Listen to me, and listen to me well, I said community moderators, I didn't mention any specific community, so do not blame me, if you take it so seriously.
When you hurt yourself with a knife, use that same knife and dip it into the wound and it will heal faster, or else your wound might take a long time to heal.
If you get hurt in the flames of the fire, ahahaha..., this is simple, almost everyone knows this, for those who don't know, just go near the fire, embrace the fire if you can, or put the injured parts of the body in the flames, and the wound will heal, this advice is free, I am not charging anything.
If you want to rebrand your phone or your computer, look no further, your safe plug is here, just send it to me, I will fix it for you, but you can only get it back, after one year, because our service is quality, so it will take a long time to be done.
When you listen to so many trendy songs, always listen carefully to the background tunes, I'm the one who does most of the backups of the trendy songs, that's my second job.
I don't know what's bothering you at the moment, but one thing you need to know is, on the count of one to three, all your problems are solved, just repeat after me, "one, two, three, and you're good to go.
Don't kill any wall geckos when you see them, they are the spirit of the people in the family, I don't know whose spirit it is, but I tend to reason it as nonsense.
Drinking too much milk a day will turn you into a boss baby, so watch out for those white things in the can, this advice is not from me, it's from my innermost minds.
People who laugh so much are dangerous people, if you make them angry, they would find it so hard to laugh at your presence, you would be begging to see their white teeth, while they keep showing tight face, if you find yourself in this kind of situation, pull up your slippers and run, because the next level will always be harder than the previous one.
someone just called me for the second time, if I answer now, he may think, I was just counting his voices, I'm about to hide at the back of the door, it's a visitor, I don't want him to see me.