This evening, I was returning from the football field and when I passed by this brothel just along the road, there was commotion there. A girl, who I believe is a sex worker was yelling and hitting this guy, telling him to pay for the good tine he had with her. It was a funny and embarrassing sight. Many persons stood around to watch. No one went close fo even intervene.
Walking on, something occured to me and I thought it was another way to help my guys since inspite of whatever happens, they never get tired of frolicking around.
So, to continue from the stop last time, I have come with some new found help for my womanizing brothers.
But first, let's paint a picture with me as the specimen.
Runs girl: taps me Bros I don wear clothes finish. Come pay me make I dey go(My work here is done. Pay me for my services).
Me: rolls on the bed weakly Oh, okay, open the drawer next to you, e dey inside.
R.girl: opens it Bros money no de here o(There's no money in tye drawer).
Me: ahn! How? I kept it there nau. Stands up to check see am nau
R.girl:
Me: tear the bread open then keeps it beside her
R.girl: Bros wetin be all this one wey you de do like this? Give me my money make I disembark from here na. Abi You want make i change am for you?(what's all this behaviours. Pay me for my services, or do you want me to cause trouble?)
Me: shey this one de whine me ni? See your money beside you na. Okay, wetin Bible talk for proverbs 6:26
R.girl: Because I de so this work no mean say I no de go church or I no know Bible o(that I am a sec worker doesn't translate to me not being a believer or knowledgeable in that area). Infact, I de come....brings out phone and opens Bible app
Which scripture again?
Me: ...proverbs 6:26
R.girl: For the price of a prostitute is a loaf of bread..".
Me: For the price of a prostitute is a what??
R.girl: ........
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She cannot even argue. If she tries, ask her, "shey you wan disrespect God?" She go mellow.
Look at you beaming with smiles. There's finally a solution for your bad behaviour. But how about if this pattern is implemented? What would it be like?
First, apart from you having to explain to her while you call her a prostitutes instead of a runs girl, you might want to write a will and/or buy a coffin and instruct you people where to bury you because this one is like walking throught the valley of the shadow of death.
Cause I promise you, your mind go touch ground!
Thanks for stopping by.
SOKA🖤