I'm taking this time out to appreciate all the soldiers out there keeping the country safe. That line of duty can be hard sometimes. I know this because I know it's not easy to wake up at five in the morning to go for a jug. I like my sleep. Let's not talk about the pushups. Someone as thin as I am would probably break after two push ups.
My dad always wanted me to join the army, I'm sure he was very disappointed when I decided I wanted to be a doctor. I don't think these a profession farther from the military like being a doctor but in my defense, instead of taking lives, I'll be saving them. He has pushed the army thing to my junior brother. I can't wait for that one to tell him he wants to become a musician.
The biggest reason I can't join the army is because I can't keep secrets. I've seen too many movies where people are being tortured for information. I can't go through that, I love my body. Imagine this, my team is captured by the enemy and they need information. I'll just spill everything out, I might even throw in some extra information if they feed me.
They'll be like,"where's the rest of your team, talk before we cut off your finger". My finger? I'll be like "two are currently on their way, one is already in the building and if you guys have cake, I'll even tell you where our base is". I can't go through that process. In a way, I think I'm doing the country a favour by not joining the army. Secrets are safer when I don't know them.
Apart from the secret thing, and the waking up thing, and the constant training and the stress, I think I'll make a pretty good soldier, you know, keeping all of you safe.
In the mean time, I'll work towards being a doctor. I'm so excited to save lives even though some human beings make it hard sometimes. Very annoying bunch. Maybe I'll be a doctor that carries a gun. I'm just kidding, I'm would never kill anybody, maybe I would.. nah, I wouldn't. Sounds like stress too.
My lecturer thinks all make a good doctor, he always sees me in the hall and probably thinks I'm studying. He doesn't know the school's wifi is strongest in the hall but at least I know I'll get a good recommendation from him, "oh Treasure is such an outstanding student, I always see him studying". Little does he know treasure is trying to get to the next level of candy crush.
