haha, funny joke yeah. lol. instead of that I will give you a good advise, which is even more valuable: Do not buy new camera -- go buy old camera which is a far more cheaper option. for example, a full-frame DSLR (like Canon's 5d, which I posess) - may cost you less then 300 US dollars. it is a ridiculous price! and full-frame is a must if you head for macro. cheers!